Business News: Goldman Sachs employees to be allowed to carry out duties with their cocks out

Written by Johnny Shlep

Saturday, 3 August 2019

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A bare market. Goldman traders pictured greeting the news last night

In a surprise move, the international banking giant, Goldman Sachs, has announced that their recent initiative to introduce a more relaxed dress code is to be extended to allow male employees to have their cocks hanging out during working hours at their offices in London's Fleet Street.

A spokesman for the company told newsmen: "We feel that this move will allow workers to feel more relaxed, and less constrained by a restrictive dress code that currently doesn't allow cocks to be displayed in the work environment.

"It will also help office managers to identify male staff who have been watching porn during working hours."

The entirely voluntary initiative has already been given a trial in the firm's New York offices where it was a huge success, resulting in a 4 per cent rise in profits.

The move has met with some opposition, however, with one female executive calling it, 'a bit unsightly', while a number of male employees with small penises have expressed concerns about it being made compulsory.

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