WASHINGTON-US. Idiot and Chief President Donald Trump on the topic of his imbecilic trade war.
Beijing stated that the United States has been losing billions from its economy because of US capitalists pursuing higher profits from closing down manufacturing in America to pursue cheap labor in the developing world, since the 1970s. "You have all basically fucked yourselves!"
American consumers love getting something for nothing. This also drove a stake into the heart of manufacturing over the past forty years. "You Americans hate to pay for anything. When you want something for nothing, you end up getting nothing."
Trump says he'll raise tariffs on $200 billion-worth of imports from China, in a catastrophic and moronic move to make the trade war even worse.
Trump is very pleased with the effects of the trade war. "White nationalists, and dumb people at my rallies are very happy. I'm solidifying my fascist base very beautifully. After I've destroyed the liberal world I will build a shining Idiocratic Empire where it once stood. Finally, stupid assholes like myself can rise to the pinnacle of humanity as we drive the rest of it into extinction!"