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The bitter struggle to keep breeding
Sheryl Crow on her song 'If It Makes You Happy' sang the lyric "listen to soul train derail your own train" and R&B rappers who hate Desire Washington take Cheryl out on a date.
written by howy, 13 January 2010
Danger on the western front
Black people like to meddle in other peoples business so they can rape, rob and kill them but they are scared to mess with white people because of the large white population.
written by howy, 13 January 2010
Western men see new friendship
Saudi Arabia announced that they will allow western men to marry 4 wives in Arabia which will remain there until the husband comes back on various trips to impregnate them with more children.
Sex in the year 9010
In the year 9010 scientist developed the first bio-engineered, sexually aggressive female robot that has the ability to produce human children, which are prodigies, for their human male husbands.
Young women laugh at old women
Beautiful young women, who have boyfriends, like to laugh at lonely old women because men don't want old women anymore.
Men don't date old women
Men argue that they don't date old women because old women smell bad and they have old soft flesh that makes them sick. Old women are also slow and unable to have an energetic time on a date.
Old women are living in agony
Old women are complaining that man hungry lesbians are preying on them because their lonely and can't find men their age that are still alive.
Lesbians go on the biggest march in homosexual history
There was a million lesbian march in Washington complaining that straight women forced them into homosexuality by denying them men.
Women are declared a health hazard
An international health organization is warning people to stay away from women because they carry anal bacteria that are harmful to a person's health.
Old feminist complain
Old women around the world are complaining they can't find men because their unable to bear children to give men a family.
The National Organization of Women speaks out
N.O.W. said in a speech that women in prison should not be allowed to have men so they can force each other into agonizing lesbian behavior to eliminate their desires to commit crimes on free women.
The most agonizing pain a woman feels
Female researchers have discovered that the most agonizing experience a woman can feel is to finger bang another woman's hole and to lick another woman's fishy vagina.
The true nature of lesbians
After a thorough study physiologist have discovered that lesbian groups are composed of all the women in society who have been rejected by men.
Punishment for women
Female penologists say the best way to punish women if they misbehave is to make them have sex with other women so they lose their desires to commit crimes.
The most irritating people
A national survey showed that blacks are the most bothersome people because they like dominating and heckling other people that want their privacy to be respected.
What women fear the most
An international survey showed that the number one fear all women have is too be confronted by a naked women that's bent over with her wet, stinky vagina parted opened.
Where the wild lesbians are
Young women across the world say they are scared of college dormitories, military barracks, women's bathrooms, and prisons because that's where lesbians wait and prey on unsuspecting victims.
Thespoof.com is recognized for its news coverage
The Newspaper Association of America has declared Thespoof.com to be an official news agency based on their news worthy stories.
Morality speaks out again
Religious leaders declare paying taxes to the government to be a moral sin because they say the money should be given to the church.
Chinese fail Lynn intelligence test
German scientists say the Lynn intelligence test was in error when it said Chinese are the most intelligent people on earth because Chinese men are not allowed to have 4 wives like Saudi Arabian men.
Lynn intelligence test in question over Japanese behavior
Analysts say they question the Lynn intelligence because the Japanese helped the Germans in World War II even though the Germans intended to replace everyone with a new blond German race.
Lesbians are seen as stalkers
In a national statistics it was discovered that 90% of underage females are fearful of being kidnapped by lesbians because lesbians are attracted to other females.
Evolutionary female submission
Scientist have discovered that in nature females submit to other females by replicating male humping behavior on the superior female who bends over for the submissive female.
Lesbians in society stay away from men so straight women don't get angry at them because of the competitive nature of women. Instead, lesbians gather with other lesbians to satisfy each other.