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Klopp claims he is sane after all!

Liverpool manager, Klopp, has attempted to convince UK tabloids he is really sane, and, for the first time in tabloid history, they told the truth; he is a total Prussian Nutter!

written by Jaggedone, 07 February 2019
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May performs splits in front of Juncker!

PM May revealed everything in her 'Backstop' to the EU. In Brussels she performed a huge 'splits' in front of EU top brass. However, her 'backstop' remained closed so they told her to go to 'Hell!'

written by Jaggedone, 07 February 2019
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Combustial farting banned in BA's Business lounge!

BA has banned any form of combustial farting in their business lounge! However, silent farting is still allowed, as long as it's done in privacy, and does not disturb other passengers!

written by Jaggedone, 07 February 2019
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'Squeaky Benders' latest TV series to go viral!

As a sequel to Peaky Blinders, Jaggedone's latest literary bombshell, 'Squeaky Benders' goes viral on TV. It's a 6-series show with frontman, a transgender, squeaking his rubber ducks in the bath!

written by Jaggedone, 07 February 2019
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Sensational divorce news! Jaggedone divorces Brexit!

One can only take so much! After consulting lawyers and pleading for sanity, Jaggedone, decided to divorce May, Johnson, Farage, Mogg and, last not least, Brexit! Holland has welcomed a new Nutter!

written by Jaggedone, 18 January 2019
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Ole Solskaer admits Norwegian Wood is his fave Beatles song, OOPS!

Interim Man U manager, Ole, loves the Beatles from Liverpool and his fave song is obvious! However, Man U fans are in outrage and want him sacked because anything coming from Liverpool is shit!!

written by Jaggedone, 16 January 2019
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Boris Johnson admits his ancestors were Prussian Neanderthals!

BOJO, has discovered through an Italian grapevine that his ancestors were Jurassic Neanderthals from Dusseldorf, Germany. There are reports from Westminster that a suicide has taken place!

written by Jaggedone, 16 January 2019
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'Comfortably Dumb' is Trump's new theme song!

Pink Floyd have written a new 'Wall' song in honor of Trump's walls; Wall Street, Mexican Wall, White House Walls, etc. Roger Walters purposely renamed it, 'Comfortably Dumb' instead of 'Numb!'

written by Jaggedone, 16 January 2019
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Norwegian Wood cures Portuguese virus!

In a mega EU co-operation (before Brexshit), Norway sent their Messiah to Manchester to cure a Portuguese virus that spread its poison. Luckily, Norwegian Wood destroyed the Portugeuse worm!

written by Jaggedone, 15 January 2019
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'It's Jaggedone's Good News Week!'

Loved by many, hated by others, Jaggedone has this piece of good news for everybody: "Brexshit has now hit the fan and those who perpetrated the whole fiasco have shit on their pompous faces!"

written by Jaggedone, 15 January 2019
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Mourinho flogs Pogba!

The Special One is fed up with his French bird of paradise and has begged United to fly him over a 'cuckoo's nest' somewhere between Paris and Turin! Mourinho is totally 'Pogged off!'

written by Jaggedone, 16 December 2018
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Blair demands new attack on Iraq!

Tony Blair has condemned May's Brexit EU deal and begged the UK to support a referendum to bomb Iraq again, he says; "A dead duck Bush in the hand is worth more than a living May in number 10!"

written by Jaggedone, 16 December 2018
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May kicks out the cat from Nr 10!

UK PM May kicked out the Downing Street cat because it refused to eat a US chemical chicken, its future diet. It preferred a EU, organic version. May is doing her best for UK citizens, not their cats!

written by Jaggedone, 06 December 2018
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Trump adopts Bush's dog!

President Trump has adopted George Bush's dog because it doesn't answer back, is loyal to the bitter end, and wags its tail everytime Trump twitters...

written by Jaggedone, 06 December 2018
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85 year-old Nymphomaniac wants 'Sexit'!

Volga-Olga is fed up with Brexit and is demanding 'Sexit' instead. A UK parliament gang-bang has been arranged for her!

written by Jaggedone, 06 December 2018
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BOJO or Putin? You choose your fav NUTTER!

UK foreign diplomacy, once a great way of solving poisonous Russian storms in tea-cups, has been replaced by BOJO's version; Auf Deutsch gesagt; 'Scheisse!' Buckets of it!

written by Jaggedone, 22 March 2018
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Blue tits, lavender tits, silicone tits!

Tea tree oils and lavender oil increase the size of male breasts scientists have discovered. Sorry ladies, a trip to Silicone Valley is still necessary for you!

written by Jaggedone, 18 March 2018
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10 kg suitcases filled with children are forbidden!!

Cheap Brit/Irish airlines are warning their customers that 10 kg suitcases stuffed with illegal children are forbidden and if one does slip on board they will not be given free food or drink, no way!

written by Jaggedone, 21 February 2018
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When does a US chicken do a runner in the UK?

Answer; when its brain is pumped full with chemicals and starts to think before going to be mass slaughtered! No headless EU chickens for the UK nugget market, only chemically infused ones!

written by Jaggedone, 20 February 2018
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Potential Louis Vuitton handbags saved by Indian Rubber Man!

An Indian Rubber Man saved the skin of a 12ft croc before croc poachers could skin the thing alive! Louis Vuitton has now gone vegan!

written by Jaggedone, 02 November 2017
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Strictly come dancing with the dead!

Madagascans do it, so why shouldn't the rest of the world! Fred Astaire would be tap dancing in his grave!

written by Jaggedone, 09 October 2017
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When is a leg of lamb not?

The answer is when a lamb is born with five legs and one is amputated before somebody butcher's it! No mint required...

written by Jaggedone, 03 October 2017
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When is a US toy not a Chinese sex toy?

Chinese sex toy producers saves US giant toy retailer's neck by flogging its whole stock to them! US kids aint happy, but their dads certainly R, us too!

written by Jaggedone, 19 September 2017
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Keep your pistol in your pocket during kinky sex!

UK sexual psychologists are telling lovers of kinky sex to keep their "pistols" in their pockets and not stick it in where the sun never shines OUCH!

written by Jaggedone, 05 August 2017


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