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Missile misses Eilat & hits Jordan!

Alex Reid this morning denied all knowledge of a missile strike on his estranged wife Jordan. 12 people were killed and more would have died had the missile not exploded between her bum cheeks!

written by Lightning Conductor, 02 August 2010

Apple Launch New Female Friendly iPad

The New Apple "Fem Pad with Wings" launches Monday & is expected be a huge hit with Women Worldwide as it has a Application that'll tell it's owner exactly how moist they are at any given time!

written by Lightning Conductor, 02 April 2010

UPS & FEDEX to Merge !

Due to dwindling market share & plummeting morale amongst the staff, UPS & Fedex are planning to merge.

They'll relaunch soon after the consolidation period with their new Company, "FEDUP".

written by Lightning Conductor, 04 March 2010

Subo "First Blood" Begins Filming!

She's back but this time it's personal!

written by Lightning Conductor, 02 March 2010

National Centre for Dyslexia Opens in London!

Gordon Brown announced the opening of the National Centre for Dyslexia (or NDC for short) today in London. "I hope that this centre will leave many sufferers untied" announced the Prime Minister.

written by Lightning Conductor, 04 January 2010

Tiger Woods dropped again!

On his head!

written by Lightning Conductor, 19 December 2009

Black Betty had another Child!

Damn things gone wild! Oh well, third time lucky?

written by Lightning Conductor, 18 August 2009

Iranian Vote Counter in shock promotion!

One armed Ahmed Ahmed the official Persian Vote counter was today sensationally promoted in a low key ceremony in Tehran.

Ahmed said that he had no idea what he'd done to deserve such high praise.

written by Lightning Conductor, 20 June 2009

Emergency Banana is now back in position!

The Emergency Banana has now been located & Mr.Okabokaflongo would like to apologise to Mr.Ahmad, Mr.Okolo & Mr.Nick from Ghana for the abuse & violence caused during the dramatic loss of the Banana.

written by Lightning Conductor, 20 June 2009

High Court Judge reveals recent explanations by Teddy Shagnasty as to why he got arrested.

It wasn't me! I was only holding the Dog ! I thought it was Vimto, so I drank it! It wouldn't have been so bad but she bit me with my own teeth!

written by Lightning Conductor, 07 June 2009

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