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Sex Object

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

written by p.doff, 28 September 2011

Marriage

Ours is a football marriage, we keep waiting for the other one to kick off

written by p.doff, 28 September 2011

Damp.

Honestly, my flat is so damp it's got the guttering on the inside.

written by p.doff, 28 September 2011

Rent

Our landlord has just put our rent up, he found we were eating the mushrooms on the walls.

written by p.doff, 28 September 2011

Volcanic Ash

As Eyjafjallajokull erupts over Fimmvörduháls, spare a thought for dyslexics everywhere wishing it had been Etna

written by p.doff, 16 April 2010

Hooray

I think my neighbours divorce has come through, I just saw him outside dancing with the postman.

written by p.doff, 13 April 2010

Fairytale

My marriage is like a fairytale......Grimm

written by p.doff, 26 March 2010

Its A Living

My brother is now making a living selling furniture, unfortunately its his own.

written by p.doff, 01 March 2010

No Chat Show

There has been a fourty-percent drop in the number of female guests willing to appear on chat shows since the introduction of HD tv in the UK..

written by p.doff, 31 January 2009


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