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Old Street Sweepers Never Die...

They just reach the end of the road.

written by Adam Click, 02 February 2019

Jimmy Johns Employee Injured in Freak Accident

"It all happened so quickly", he explains from bed at urgent care clinic.

written by Adam Click, 15 September 2018

Masters of Interrogation

A Doctor of Law and Criminology attending a graduation ceremony surprised by the third degree.

written by Adam Click, 08 April 2014

Police Inquiry Continues:

Answer man died under questionable circumstances.

written by Adam Click, 14 December 2013

How Bad Is It?

This year, White House turkey pardons Obama.

written by Adam Click, 22 November 2013

140 Out of Every 100 Ohio Voters Agree...

Barack Obama is a better choice for president.

written by Adam Click, 13 November 2012

Obama Promises Four More Years of The Same

Oh, wait. That's not funny.

written by Adam Click, 02 November 2012

It's an Emergency!

EPA dumps cornstarch into the thin air of Denver. Critics say they should have used arrowroot instead.

written by Adam Click, 06 October 2012

Good news, Bad news...

The good news: there were at least 25,000 elephants around in 2011. The bad news: 25,000 elephants were killed in 2011.

written by Adam Click, 06 October 2012

Answer: Goodbye Crewel World !

Question: What did depressed knitter write in suicide note?

written by Adam Click, 05 October 2012

Going to The Candidates Debate:

Romney pulls an all-nighter. Obama hosts a kegger.

written by Adam Click, 01 October 2012

Looking For a Bargain?

Obama tries to Woot Latinos.

written by Adam Click, 20 September 2012

Scientist Confirms Theory:

Ancient man with bad breath spoke Aromatic.

written by Adam Click, 18 September 2012

The Answer is: "I choose you, Pikachu!"

The question is: What should you yell into the phone the next time a pollster calls?

written by Adam Click, 16 September 2012

If Ben Bernanke Left The Federal Reserve

would he be known as Fed-Ex?

written by Adam Click, 15 September 2012

Hey, Mr. President, Your Insurance Agent Called.

He said your foreign policy has lapsed.

written by Adam Click, 13 September 2012

Trying to Stay Relevant

Obama orders White House to replace telegraph system with rotary dial phones.

written by Adam Click, 11 September 2012

Miracle in Charlotte?

God sets foot on Democratic platform, crushes delegates.

written by Adam Click, 06 September 2012

23 Million Americans Want to Know:

Mr. President, what is this "middle class" you speak of?

written by Adam Click, 06 September 2012

What's Up With That?

Kenyan wins "I Love Lucy" marathon. Watches 156 episodes in under 4 hours.

written by Adam Click, 28 August 2012

Obama Apologizes to The Moon

He promises to return all the rocks we stole.

written by Adam Click, 26 August 2012

Now You Know:

Men drafted into the "War on Women" spend on average over eight weeks in booty camp. Now you know!

written by Adam Click, 23 August 2012

Vote For Joe Biden

He ain't just whistlin' "Dixie"...he's livin' it!

written by Adam Click, 16 August 2012

Obama to NASA: Let me Know if You Find Aliens...

so I can tax them.

written by Adam Click, 14 August 2012

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