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God in 'Hallelujah' Protest
An angry God has complained that the Christmas number one, Hallelujah' just goes to show that people just know the words to the chorus. "It's a shit song really", said God.
written by chris whewell, 12 February 2009
Bankers Apology in ruins
The PR Apology Offensive of the CEOs of four major British banks was in tatters last night as one was overheard whispering, "Oh, do try to keep a straight face Charles" to one of his colleagues.
written by chris whewell, 12 February 2009
Doodlebug vs Piano - The real WWII truth
Documents released today reveal that more Londoners died as a result of pianos falling down the steps of The Underground during Air Raids than from V2 rockets
written by chris whewell, 12 February 2009
Billy Fury in Miscalculation Storm
Scientists have proved Billy Fury's claim that "The Night Has a Thousand Stars" to be a massive underestimation of the content of the Cosmos.
written by chris whewell, 12 February 2009
Manfred Mann in Discrimination Rumpus
The song, Doo Wah Diddy has been slammed by Health Chiefs. "It refers to a lady who 'shuffles her feet', saying 'doo-wah-diddy-diddy-dum-diddy-dum' said equal rights Simon Nadgrab. "It's not fair"
written by chris whewell, 12 February 2009
John Terry in Smuggling Shame
England footballer John Terry was detained by Spanish Customs officials last night as he attempted to leave the country with 7.2kg of Old Holborn, hidden inside a straw donkey.
written by chris whewell, 12 February 2009
System Crash for Spoof.tv Plans
Plans for Spoof.tv, an online satirical TV station were last night left in ruins after Spoofnik 1, the recently launched geosynchrous satellite was hit by a piece of obsolete Russian space junk.
written by chris whewell, 12 February 2009
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