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Judge in Lindsay Lohan Case Says, "No hard feelings" regarding Lohan's "f#ck u" nail polish....

...then proceeds to work Lindsay over with a strap-on during sentencing phase while screaming," Now THAT'S a hard feeling, bitch!"

written by Mr. Staypuf, 07 July 2010

Hilton Perez Videos Self Getting Out of Shower....

...sells footage as internet short.

written by Mr. Staypuf, 22 June 2010

Former Friends of MacKenzie Philips....

...are reconsidering the times she used to complain, "My dad is always on my ass!"

written by Mr. Staypuf, 01 October 2009

Little known model tries to break into show business the old fashioned way

Discovers silent films are obsolete.

written by Mr. Staypuf, 09 September 2009

Oprah's bra gives way, injures first row of audience.

Most treated for blunt force trauma and released.

written by Mr. Staypuf, 09 September 2009

David Carradine Christmas Ornament Pulled From Shelves...

...not only is it creepy to hang it from the tree, but the blinking penis is a little too much.

written by Mr. Staypuf, 05 August 2009

Breaking News From Heaven:

Michael Jackson cautioned about sleeping with the Cherubs. St. Peter warns him there will be Hell to pay if he does it again.

written by Mr. Staypuf, 08 July 2009

Jaime Foxx Offers to Make Sex Tape With Miley Cyrus...

...photographed shoving marijuana in her mouth and trying to smoke her crack.

written by Mr. Staypuf, 14 April 2009

Collectors Outraged at 7" Obama figurine...

...expected a rendering of his likeness, received a 7" porcelin cast of his penis instead.

written by Mr. Staypuf, 05 February 2009

Amy Winehouse Craps a Live Octopus

Toxic environment of Winehouse's body apparently allowed creature to regenerate itself from bits and pieces of calimari she ate last week.

written by Mr. Staypuf, 18 November 2008

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