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Trump denies rumours of doppelganger
President Donald J Trump has denied rumours that a doppelganger has been utilised for public appearances while his real self was on a ventilator in a New York Hospital. "Fake news!" cried Trump.
written by whatinthe world, 22 October 2020
Boris likes working blue
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has admitted to telling "blue" jokes when he was ten years old. "As a matter of fact do you want hear one I made up about President Trump?" Johnson teased.
written by whatinthe world, 08 September 2020
Boyle flying to moon
Singer Susan Boyle has been selected as the first civilian to fly to the moon and return to Earth. No one has the heart to really tell her that it will be a one-way trip. She's not coming back home.
written by whatinthe world, 25 August 2020
Flagstaff to go it alone
People living in Flagstaff Arizona have decided to form their own independent nation and leave the Union. They have a separate constitution, flag and pledge of allegiance. However, no free wi fi!!!
written by whatinthe world, 21 August 2020
Treasury under the pump
The head of Treasury in the United States has become the victim of a Presidential executive order. The order sought that the Treasurer "f....off and let me run the country". His word is final.
written by whatinthe world, 20 August 2020
Trump does a number on Biden
In a Trumpian move unprecedented like no other, Donald J Trump has sent a chill up Democratic Party members spine concerning Joe Biden's citizenship. Trump says Biden is a German born national.
written by whatinthe world, 20 August 2020
Tunnel was a harmless attempt to travel this man said
A Connecticut man has built a tunnel from his home to the nearest bank. Police believe he foolishly thought he could avoid parking hassles and travel direct to the bank. He didn't consider theft ever.
written by whatinthe world, 19 August 2020
Butcher creates history
A butcher from Huddersfield UK has produced the biggest lamb shank in history, weighing 47 kilos. Next he wants to eat it all by himself proving what a greedy SOB he really is.
written by whatinthe world, 19 August 2020
Billionaire funds billionaire
Eccentric reclusive billionaire Howard Hughes is believed to be bank rolling the Presidential campaign of Donald J Trump.
Hughes has wired millions to Trump's coffins for nearly ten years or so.
written by whatinthe world, 16 August 2020
Jimmy is a rocking winner
Ex US President Jimmy Carter has broken the world record for the greatest number of rocks in a rocking chair on his front porch. A new rock star is born.
written by whatinthe world, 15 August 2020
Sewer man emerges from crap swim
A Chicago man has become the first human to "swim" the entire length of New York City's sewer line. When asked what it was like he replied saying it was a "s...ty" experience. No one disagreed.
written by whatinthe world, 15 August 2020
Truck driver has a cure for Corona
A cure for Covid 19 has been discovered by an interstate truck driver in Gary,Indiana. He put together the contents of a Coke can and skunk urine in a potient that once sipped annihilates the virus.
written by whatinthe world, 14 August 2020
Damn that little drug house on the prarie
A possible cast reunion of hit TV show Little House on the Prairie has been halted by some concerned viewers who thought that the program promoted drugs and liberal lifestyles. Well bake me some beans
written by whatinthe world, 13 August 2020
Biden learns a thing or two from his future Veep
New Democratic Vice President candidate Minnie Mouse has allegedly taught Joe Biden how to tie his shoe laces while sitting down. People are seeing this as a major step forward in political history.
written by whatinthe world, 13 August 2020
Beware of porkers
A Kansas farmer has been attacked by a herd of pigs who strung his limp body from a windmill. People want to know if this is ham acting or something more sinister.
written by whatinthe world, 12 August 2020
Trump to get a visit
Speaker of the House of Representatives on Capital Hill, Nancy Pelosi, has organised a deputation of Black Lives Matter campaigners to visit President Trump to seek his immediate resignation.Good luck
written by whatinthe world, 10 August 2020
Another TV show reunion sunk
Fans of TV show How I Met Your Mother have been left disappointed by the cancellation of a cast reunion."Too f...ing bad!" was the reaction of one former star."Eat my dust" he added. Oh my my!
written by whatinthe world, 10 August 2020
Happy Days no more
News that a possible "Happy Days" cast reunion was in the offing have been denied by leading actor (now director) Ron Howard. "I'm not doing any shitty reunion with those losers" he cried. He's angry.
written by whatinthe world, 10 August 2020
Doctors doing it for themselves
Doctors all over the country have banded together to record a song for all the people affected by the virus.Called "Let's Go To Fiji", the song has had mixed reactions from critics and senior press.
written by whatinthe world, 29 July 2020
Bad hair not fair
People of the town Wilmington Delaware have chosen to build a set of stocks to punish any citizen who breaches their strict rules on good hair presentation. Any body with messy hair will be punished.
written by whatinthe world, 29 July 2020
Bostonian spending spree
A Boston survivor of Covid-19 has bought $40 billion worth of real estate in the Hollywood Hills. Why? "I've beaten Covid so now I'm going to beat the taxman." The IRS have his address.
written by whatinthe world, 28 July 2020
Melania is angry
Melania Trump has decided that living with twelve guinea pigs, six bunny rabbits and a poodle is too much. She wants Donald to replace all his staff for the good of both their states of mental health.
written by whatinthe world, 28 July 2020
Trump goes oddball
President Donald J Trump will, from tomorrow, wear a Ku Klux Klan outfit as a means of annoying Black Lives Matter protestors. Trump has a reelection strategy that is completely unprecedented.
written by whatinthe world, 28 July 2020
Plumbing mistake
A plumber has become the victim of his own work after he managed to fall into a latrine and was duly sucked into the sewer pipe. He is now somewhere in the north Atlantic Ocean.
written by whatinthe world, 27 July 2020
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