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Romney on the attack
In a desparte attempt to cut into Obama's lead, Romney said today that 52% of Americans prefer Ginger, over Mariann in the old t.v. series Gilligan's Island and that weakens the Nation
written by disciple, 30 September 2012
Godzilla did it
Scientist now know what caused the Tsunami, it wasn't an Earthquake, but a Godzilla fart.
written by disciple, 12 March 2011
Tea baggers want to take White House back next.
"first we'll need to get that fried chicken smell, out of it"
written by disciple, 03 November 2010
The King of the mines
"Breaking new, Elvis has emerged from the mine and is the 34th miner to be rescued"
written by disciple, 15 October 2010
What's next for smoky?
The smoke monster from Lost hopes after the show ends, he can start a new career as a comedy act. He says his humor will be dark and violent.
written by disciple, 18 May 2010
Toyota will be safe again
Toyota said, it's problems will be corrected once they get a Kamikaze out of it's product design department.
written by disciple, 01 March 2010
Obama's administration annouces new security messure
Pick pockets will be let loose upon airport travelers to search for explosives and other treat items.
written by disciple, 04 January 2010
Tiger had many affairs
A women claims she can prove an affair with Tiger; Now the world knows for sure, he is a Black man
written by disciple, 02 December 2009
Voted safest job in the world
China today is offering the Dalia Lama and his supports the safest jobs in the county and maybe the world, Mining jobs in China, rated by the Chinese Labour Department.
written by disciple, 21 November 2009
FT hood suspect paralyzed
The government is not concerned about Maj Hasan contacting wheelchair manufactures and asking about gun turret modifications. They say this does not prove he is a terrorist,only creative.
written by disciple, 16 November 2009
Obama, U.S., President in China
Obama remarked, I am happy to be in the ancient home of the "Great Wall", the "Compass" and "Shrimp fried Rice".
written by disciple, 16 November 2009
Semenya
Semenya sings to her crowd of adoring fans, she chose the song "it's a man's world"
written by disciple, 25 August 2009
New Scottish pardon
The Scottish government today issued a pardon for the Nazi's and Adolf Hitler, claiming the Nazi's were denied affection as children and the fault for the war was not theirs
written by disciple, 23 August 2009
Why Palin left Alaska
Palin resigned in hopes of replacing the Toco Bell dog, it has been revealed by sources in Alaska.
written by disciple, 27 July 2009
Michaels's autopsy
results of the autopsy reveal Michael was neither White or Black, but made out of Pepsi
written by disciple, 10 July 2009
Ed's final call
Here'ssssssssssss Michael, Here'sssssss Farrah, welcome to the Eternity show
written by disciple, 26 June 2009
New party in Iran
All the protesters in Iran plan on starting the "sore losers party", they vow, they will never lose an election and if they do, they'll protest until their candidate has to be selected
written by disciple, 18 June 2009
The fight is "On"
Chicken farmers are working on a new "Breast and wing" flu, in order to complete with the publicity of the "swine flu". They hope to kill more and prove how chicken meat is potent
written by disciple, 05 May 2009
New flu attacks world
The Switzerland flu, turns people into chocolate
written by disciple, 01 May 2009
"Try Mexico"
If you want a place free from infectious diseases and the possibility of your kids dying in a drug shooting or being kidnapped. Mexico like heaven on earth
written by disciple, 30 April 2009
Cats speak out
Cats accuse Obama of prejudice for not having a "first Cat".
written by disciple, 15 April 2009
We are the killer bees
Killer bees attack the White House. They have complaints about being left out of the stimulus package.
written by disciple, 10 April 2009
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