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Romney on the attack

In a desparte attempt to cut into Obama's lead, Romney said today that 52% of Americans prefer Ginger, over Mariann in the old t.v. series Gilligan's Island and that weakens the Nation

written by disciple, 30 September 2012

Godzilla did it

Scientist now know what caused the Tsunami, it wasn't an Earthquake, but a Godzilla fart.

written by disciple, 12 March 2011

Tea baggers want to take White House back next.

"first we'll need to get that fried chicken smell, out of it"

written by disciple, 03 November 2010

The King of the mines

"Breaking new, Elvis has emerged from the mine and is the 34th miner to be rescued"

written by disciple, 15 October 2010

What's next for smoky?

The smoke monster from Lost hopes after the show ends, he can start a new career as a comedy act. He says his humor will be dark and violent.

written by disciple, 18 May 2010

Toyota will be safe again

Toyota said, it's problems will be corrected once they get a Kamikaze out of it's product design department.

written by disciple, 01 March 2010

Obama's administration annouces new security messure

Pick pockets will be let loose upon airport travelers to search for explosives and other treat items.

written by disciple, 04 January 2010

Tiger had many affairs

A women claims she can prove an affair with Tiger; Now the world knows for sure, he is a Black man

written by disciple, 02 December 2009

Voted safest job in the world

China today is offering the Dalia Lama and his supports the safest jobs in the county and maybe the world, Mining jobs in China, rated by the Chinese Labour Department.

written by disciple, 21 November 2009

FT hood suspect paralyzed

The government is not concerned about Maj Hasan contacting wheelchair manufactures and asking about gun turret modifications. They say this does not prove he is a terrorist,only creative.

written by disciple, 16 November 2009

Obama, U.S., President in China

Obama remarked, I am happy to be in the ancient home of the "Great Wall", the "Compass" and "Shrimp fried Rice".

written by disciple, 16 November 2009


Semenya sings to her crowd of adoring fans, she chose the song "it's a man's world"

written by disciple, 25 August 2009

New Scottish pardon

The Scottish government today issued a pardon for the Nazi's and Adolf Hitler, claiming the Nazi's were denied affection as children and the fault for the war was not theirs

written by disciple, 23 August 2009

Why Palin left Alaska

Palin resigned in hopes of replacing the Toco Bell dog, it has been revealed by sources in Alaska.

written by disciple, 27 July 2009

Michaels's autopsy

results of the autopsy reveal Michael was neither White or Black, but made out of Pepsi

written by disciple, 10 July 2009

Air Boat strikes again

Air Bus's new slogan, "Come swim with us"

written by disciple, 30 June 2009

Ed's final call

Here'ssssssssssss Michael, Here'sssssss Farrah, welcome to the Eternity show

written by disciple, 26 June 2009

New party in Iran

All the protesters in Iran plan on starting the "sore losers party", they vow, they will never lose an election and if they do, they'll protest until their candidate has to be selected

written by disciple, 18 June 2009

She is supreme

Obama nominates "Ugly girl Betty" to Supreme Court

written by disciple, 27 May 2009

The fight is "On"

Chicken farmers are working on a new "Breast and wing" flu, in order to complete with the publicity of the "swine flu". They hope to kill more and prove how chicken meat is potent

written by disciple, 05 May 2009

New flu attacks world

The Switzerland flu, turns people into chocolate

written by disciple, 01 May 2009

"Try Mexico"

If you want a place free from infectious diseases and the possibility of your kids dying in a drug shooting or being kidnapped. Mexico like heaven on earth

written by disciple, 30 April 2009

Cats speak out

Cats accuse Obama of prejudice for not having a "first Cat".

written by disciple, 15 April 2009

We are the killer bees

Killer bees attack the White House. They have complaints about being left out of the stimulus package.

written by disciple, 10 April 2009

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