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Joe Biden Thinks Too Hard, Breaks Foot

Joe Biden, who does his best thinking while playing with his dogs, evidently overexerted himself and broke his foot. "It's this darned dog food," he lamented, "I prefer the zip top opening cans."

written by Jeff Brone, 30 November 2020

Beto O'Rourke Plans Major Announcement

Will apologize for his past 46 years.

written by Jeff Brone, 14 August 2019

Joe Biden reads about Epstein suicide, sends condolences to the cast of "Welcome Back, Kotter."

Adds "The black guy was just as smart as those rich kids!"

written by Jeff Brone, 11 August 2019

New England Patriots accused of replacing Indianapolis Colts with a deflated team

That would explain a lot.

written by Jeff Brone, 25 January 2015

McDonald's offers LGBT community the "LGBLT"

Spokesman calls it a lifestyle choice that offers "equality, especially when it comes to mouth watering sandwich flavor!"

written by Jeff Brone, 17 January 2015


Adds "If they haven't been watching TV for the past few weeks, they might not be prepared."

written by Jeff Brone, 04 September 2013

Bill Maher Makes Fun of Religion

Bill Maher raised eyebrows when he made fun of religious beliefs for only the 670th time this year. Ironically, even Jesus was funnier.

written by Jeff Brone, 28 December 2011

Schwarzenegger Proud

Arnold Schwarzenegger says he is proud of the job he did as governor of California and his performance will be judged by history. And robotic cyborgs from the future.

written by Jeff Brone, 06 February 2011

Stimulus package saves or creates one million jobs, then eliminates them

A government spokesman said last Tuesday "The soaring unemployment rate is proof that the package expanded the number of jobs available for people to be laid off from."

written by Jeff Brone, 19 November 2009

Correspondent asks Pope Benedict if he enjoyed playing Cliff on Cheers

Pope Benedictus XVI, whose given name is Joseph Ratzinger, was recently asked by Entertainment Monthly if he liked playing "Cliff" on the TV comedy series "Cheers." The Pope responded "That was John Ratzenberger, dummy. Peace be with you."

written by Jeff Brone, 16 April 2008

Air America Radio Explores "Broadcasting by Mail"

The Air America radio network has recently suggested that they cut costs by providing quality programming in the form of post cards sent to interested fans. In addition, the cards cost less to mail than a first class letter.

written by Jeff Brone, 22 February 2008

Middle Eastern Man receives Sign from God

Abdul G. of Teheran recently had to buy a new electric can opener because his old one broke. He stated "this surely is a sign from God of something" as he enjoyed a tuna fish sandwich.

written by Jeff Brone, 11 January 2008

Michael Vick implicated in Prison Roach Fighting Ring

The one they call "Little Spitfire" did pretty well.

written by Jeff Brone, 11 January 2008

Terrorists vow to Violently Murder those who say they are Violent Murderers

Father and Son picnic scheduled for March 19th.

written by Jeff Brone, 11 January 2008

President Bush Leaves "Out of Office Assistant" on; Country comes to standstill

President Bush accidentally left his email "out of office assistant" on for three days, leading to a huge slow down in most government business. Very few seemed to notice.

written by Jeff Brone, 11 January 2008

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