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Bill Gates Files For Divorce From His Cheating Wife, Melinda...

...after catching her using a Commodore-64 computer.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 05 May 2021

Giant Cargo Ship No Longer Stuck in Suez Canal...

...Meanwhile, Mrs. Suze Canal is still stuck in an elevator in Wichita, Kansas.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 30 March 2021

News From The Future...

...Mike Pence finally becomes president. Of his 'Gilmore Girls' Fan Club, that's it.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 04 March 2021

Oakville, Ontario Mayor Demands Everyone "Stay The Hell Away!", Fearing Covid-19 Contamination...

..."That's okay," said everybody within a 100-mile radius, "we only drive through Oakville on our way to some place that's actually interesting!"

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 04 March 2021

Pro-Mexico Wall Senator Ted Cruz Spotted Flying Down To Mexico To Inspect Trump's Border Wall...

...oh, wait, that's not true. Jerk went down to Cancun for a vacation to get away from his state of Texas which is being destroyeded by snow and floods. Ole!

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 19 February 2021

News From The Future...Sales Of Covid-19 Masks Drop Dramatically...

...because our new Alien Overlords breathe through their armpits.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 19 February 2021

Canadian Superstar Singer, The Weeknd, Performs At Half-Time Show For The 2021 Superbowl Half-Time Show...

...Canadian teachers reluctantly admit they failed to teach the guy how to spell 'weekend'.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 08 February 2021

A Tennessee Lawmaker Wants A Big Dolly Parton Statue On The Capitol Grounds In Nashville...

...but he said he'd settle for a big bust.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 14 January 2021

Nutcase Radical Proud Boys Were Involved In Capitol Storming...

...Leader admits, "Sweetheart, we're proud and out there, and just wanted to give Capitol Hill a faaaabulous makeover!"

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 09 January 2021

Trump Has Called Himself The 'Law And Order President'...

...which is ironic, since law and order have A LOT to discuss with him, come January 20th!

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 08 January 2021

Department stores and radio stations finally stop playing Christmas carols 24/7...

...now they can start playing all those St. Patrick's Day carols 24/7!

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 08 January 2021

Barack Obama's book, 'A Promised Land' has sold 3.3 million copies so far, however...

...the Trump Pee Tape is still a hot seller on Fornicators.Com with 69.999 million copies sold just last week.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 18 December 2020

Trump Invents New Math For Election Results...

..."If you take away all of Biden's votes," says the Orange Prez, "I easily win 70 million to zero!"

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 09 November 2020

Trump Admitted To Hospital After Contracting Covid-19; On The Other Hand...

...which is better? Chunky or smooth peanut butter? Exclusive 24/7 coverage of this debate to follow on CNN, CNBC, Fox News, CBC, CTV, BBC, Sky News, Al Jazeera, and The Cartoon Network.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 03 October 2020

Trump Tells Radical Proud Boys To Stand Back and Stand-by...

...proud gay men everywhere shrug their shoulders and say, "Whatever you say, honey! We're faaaaaboulous!"

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 02 October 2020

Trump Tests Positive For Corona virus...

...well, it is what it is.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 02 October 2020

'Jabroni', a word coined by Dwayne 'the Rock' Johnson was recently added to the dictionary...

...Italians now want to add 'Whasamattaforyou' to dictionaries.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 18 September 2020

In Small Town News Wendell Throckmorton of Yorbley Corners moved his RCA radio from the living room to his kitchen...

...so now he can listen to Guy Lombardo and his Royal Canadians, while he watches his wife do the dishes.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 25 August 2020

Death Valley Lives Up To Its Name As Temperature Soars To 56.7 C (134.1 F).....

...meanwhile, Intercourse, Pennsylvania, USA, and Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada try to do so, as well.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 19 August 2020

In Future News, 'Uranus' Still Used As Punchline In Jokes...

...Greek God still annoyed, and wishes he was named something else..

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 09 August 2020

In Future News...

...lazy people continue to not use the Spell Chek feature.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 06 August 2020

in Future News...

...in our post-Covid-19 world, some Hollywood blockbuster movies are expected to earn as much as $3000 in ticket receipts!

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 31 July 2020

Breakaway protest group called 'Defun The Police' forms in the U.S...

...which means no more fun parties, Nintendo, or waterpark visits for the police!

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 28 July 2020

Washington Redskins NFL team to drop offensive part of team name...

...will no longer have 'Washington' in its name.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 22 July 2020


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