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Trump Falsely Claims He Never Said Mexico Will Pay For The Border Wall

Also falsely claims that Mike Pence, and not he, farted in the Oval Office. Quoted as saying, "Hey, Mikey, you smelt it, you dealt it!"

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 11 January 2019
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NASA's InSight Spacecraft Successfully Lands On Mars

Also, miraculously locates Hillary Clinton's 30,000 missing e-mails on the surface of the planet!

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 27 November 2018
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Big Foot Apologizes For California Fires

Big Foot has broken his silence, and apologized for not raking the leaves of the California forests like he was supposed to, which led to all the fires, according to the President.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 20 November 2018
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Trump Sorry For 'Horseface' Tweet

Trump apologizes to Stormy Daniels for calling her 'horseface' in a
tweet. Tweet was actually meant for Kelly Ann Conway.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 17 October 2018
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Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 21 September 2018
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Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 19 September 2018
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Rod Serling Sues 'Twilight' Franchise From The Grave

In a startling lawsuit from the ghost of 'Twilight Zone' creator, Rod Serling, is suing the producers of the 'Twilight' movie series with the following; "Submitted for your approval, my lawsuit..."

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 31 October 2009
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Planet Venus Renamed

Horny scientists across the world have renamed the planet Venus, 'Meganfox'. In a statement the scientists revealed, "Who cares about some ancient chick when Megan Fox is ten times hotter?!"

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 31 October 2009
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Obama Vs. Fox News

The Obama administration has apologized to Fox News for ignoring it and not taking them seriously, because they were under the impression that the reporters were actually actors from MadTV.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 31 October 2009
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Glenn Beck Turns Deserts into Rain Forests

Cuckoo tv personality and professional weirdo twit Glenn Beck has found his calling in life. His non-stop tears of paranoia have been used to flood the Sahara Desert and turn it into a rain forest.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 31 October 2009
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General Motors Surrenders

Auto manufacturer General Motors has gone out of business, thanks to a car manufacturer that has outsold them since 1970. GM bosses said, "We give up! We can't compete with Hot Wheels any longer!"

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 31 October 2009


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