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Decoding and Translation of Last Dead Sea Scroll Completed

Message Revealed: Let's Go Mets!

written by Gail Farrelly, 22 February 2018

NASA Says Aliens DO Exist

Rumor has it that TV execs are already planning "spacey" editions of THE BACHELOR and THE BACHELORETTE.

written by Gail Farrelly, 15 July 2014

Levi's CEO Advises Not Washing Jeans

He also recommends wearing a clothespin on your nose at all times.

written by Gail Farrelly, 24 May 2014

Chinese Official Defends Spying on American Businesses

"Monkey see, monkey do," he said.

written by Gail Farrelly, 22 May 2014

There's a New Ronald McDonald!

He's thinner. You guessed it. He doesn't eat at McDonald's.

written by Gail Farrelly, 26 April 2014

Venice Wants To Be Independent of Italy

Arrivderci Venezia!

written by Gail Farrelly, 22 March 2014

Fossils of Pygmy Dinosaurs Discovered

Elevator shoes were also found at the site.

written by Gail Farrelly, 14 March 2014

Lake Superior Feels Superior

About rave reviews for its fantastic ice show!

written by Gail Farrelly, 17 February 2014

Lady Gaga Nipped by Slow Loris at Video Shoot

"Thank goodness it wasn't a FAST loris," said the relieved singer.

written by Gail Farrelly, 15 February 2014

Crocodiles CAN Climb Trees

But they don't want to, as they get enough exercise at the

written by Gail Farrelly, 13 February 2014

Shia LaBeouf Wins Best-Dressed Award at Film Festival

Judges said wearing a paper bag on his head was a unique fashion statement.

written by Gail Farrelly, 10 February 2014

Ice and Snow in Dallas for Super Bowl Weekend

Rumors that the bad weather was sent there by the NY Jets, just because they didn't make it to the Super Bowl, are unfounded.

written by Gail Farrelly, 05 February 2011

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Sarah Palin and Bristol Palin are hoping to trademark their names.

written by Gail Farrelly, 05 February 2011

A Celebrity Breakup in Reverse?

Barbie and Ken may be getting back together. Oy!

written by Gail Farrelly, 05 February 2011

So Long, It's Been Good to Know You

As Egyptian President Mubarak packs his bags, he channels Woody Guthrie.

written by Gail Farrelly, 05 February 2011

Free Agent Derek Jeter Applies for Unemployment Benefits

"I just want to cover all the bases," he said.

written by Gail Farrelly, 13 November 2010

Bedbugs Invade NYC Schools

Claim they have a right to be educated.

written by Gail Farrelly, 25 September 2010

Bedbugs Are Now in NY's Empire State Building

The bugs proudly report, "We've overcome our fear of heights."

written by Gail Farrelly, 22 August 2010

Is the moon shrinking?

Yes. The moon has been dieting, working out, and spending time on a fat farm.

written by Gail Farrelly, 22 August 2010

The Spoof Website Gets a New Look

Wonder Woman is miffed. "I thought I was the only one getting a makeover," she said.

written by Gail Farrelly, 20 July 2010

Some Pizza in Naples May Be Baked by Using Wood from Caskets

It's pizza to die for.

written by Gail Farrelly, 21 May 2010

Robot Replaces Cleric or Public Official, Performs Wedding Ceremony in Tokyo

Under development is a Robot that will declare divorces.

written by Gail Farrelly, 17 May 2010

Scientists Say There Are People Who Are 4 Percent Neanderthal

Big Whoop! Most of us have met numerous folks who seem to be 99.9 percent Neanderthal.

written by Gail Farrelly, 07 May 2010

Lady Gaga Protests Apple's Closing of Music Service at the End of May

"It's a slap in the face of things and people with names that have repetitive syllables," she complains.

written by Gail Farrelly, 01 May 2010

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