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A Punchline walks into a bar ...
Behind the bar are a blue tongue, a rabid lemur, and a cunning linguist.
They all ask, "What'll it be?"
The Punchline says, "You."
written by Ana Sian, 29 December 2022
A Joke walks into a bar ...
Behind the bar are a priest, a rabbi, and a duck.
They all quack, "What'll it be?"
The Joke says, "You."
written by Ana Sian, 24 December 2022
A Tribute to Andrew Dice Clay
Hickory Dickory Dock
I came into a sock
I shot a big load
It looked like a toad
Now the sock goes hippity hop.
written by Ana Sian, 07 August 2022
How Big of a Pussy is Rudy Guiliani? Part 8
He was called ‘paranoid’ ... and he couldn’t argue, it was very, very true.
How Big of a Pussy is Rudy Guiliani? Part 7
Someone said “Hello, Rudy” ... and he thought it was the voice of Satan calling him down to Hell.
How Big of a Pussy is Rudy Guiliani? Part 6
He picked his nose ... because he thought Nancy Pelosi had shoved a brain-eating centipede up there!
How Big of a Pussy is Rudy Guiliani? Part 5
He farted ... and he felt like Hilary Clinton shoved a bomb up his ass!
How Big of a Pussy is Rudy Guiliani? Part 4
He sneezed ... and he felt like Democrats were trying to blow up his head from the inside!
How Big of a Pussy is Rudy Guiliani? Part 3
He stubbed his toe on a curb ... and he felt like Joe Biden cut off his foot!
How Big of a Pussy is Rudy Guiliani? Part 2
A speck of dust went into his eye ... and he felt as though he was blinded by tear gas shot by Antifa!
How Big of a Pussy is Rudy Guiliani? Part 1
Being tapped on the back and being called a scumbag ... felt like he was being murdered by a terrorist!
Marjorie Taylor Greene is So Dumb ...
She thinks Jesus would’ve loved to join the KKK, if only he hadn’t been Jewish.
Lauren Boebert Is So Dumb ... 3
She thinks if Mary Magdalene was on Sugar Daddy websites, she would’ve been paid better as a whore.
Lauren Boebert Is So Dumb ... 2
She thinks if Moses had a submarine, he wouldn’t need to split the Red Sea to get away from Pharaoh’s army.
Lauren Boebert Is So Dumb ... 1
She thinks if Jesus had an AR-15, he wouldn’t have been crucified.
A Tasty Joke!
Instead of sticking fingers down their throats, anorexics are now using photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, and, as usual, Donald Trump to make themselves vomit.
Tucker Carlson Wants A Baby!
Tucker Carlson is so happy that abortion is now illegal, that he wants someone to get him pregnant!
Clarence Thomas is So Dumb ... 5
Since he makes laws which make White Supremacists happy, maybe he thinks he’s white!
Clarence Thomas is So Dumb ... 4
He supports laws that fuels racists and people who would happily lynch him for the color of his skin (‘cuz that’s what their grand-pappys did!)
Clarence Thomas is So Dumb ... 3
He supports the kind of former president who, if it was 1860, would own him.
Clarence Thomas is So Dumb ... 2
He will pass a law that could force him and his wife to divorce, with him going to jail for marrying a white woman.
Clarence Thomas is So Dumb ... 1
He’s willing to pass laws that could turn him into a slave.
What is a cat hole?
An asshole cat.
written by Ana Sian, 07 June 2022
Will Smith’s New Catchphrase for 2024
Democrats want to use an amended version of Will Smith's wacky catchphrase for their next campaign, for when Trump weasels back towards Washington.
“Keep your Trump out my America!”
written by Ana Sian, 28 May 2022