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Raab ordered to switch on location finder

The UK government has ordered foreign secretary Dominic Raab to switch on the Location Services on his iPhone, folllowing reports he is still on holiday and cannot be found during the Afghan crisis.

written by Jim Skinz, 16 August 2021

Flintstone to front vaccines push

Fred Flintstone has been announced as the new face of a campaign called Jabber Jabber Do, which is aimed at promoting the uptake of Covid vaccines.

written by Jim Skinz, 06 August 2021

Aniston: That's what friends aren't for

Jennifer Aniston reveals she has ditched friends who refuse to be vaccinated - but everyone else says Friends ditched her years ago

written by Jim Skinz, 06 August 2021

Martyrs relieved as "self-immolation" poster is corrected

American martyrs travelling to Britain are said to be relieved after the UK government corrected a spelling error in a poster from "10-day self-immolation" to "10-day self-isolation"

written by Jim Skinz, 02 August 2021

Matt Damon moves onto N-word hope

Matt Damon says he hopes his daughter will enlighten him about the N-word after she told her father the F-word for gay people is taboo

written by Jim Skinz, 02 August 2021

Music fans relieved as X Factor ditched

Fans of proper music have expressed their relief and gratitude after it was announced that ITV is dropping The X Factor.

written by Jim Skinz, 01 August 2021

Luton bids to host Olympics

Luton has submitted bid to host the Olympics in 2032.
The Bedfordshire town says it has everything in place for the Games, including an ancient football stadium and an abandoned running track.

written by Jim Skinz, 30 July 2021

'Lonely' Queen joins Love Island cast

Queen Elizabeth has been drafted on to the current series of Love Island to try to find a partner. The monarch is said to still be lonely following the death of her husband, Prince Philip, in April.

written by Jim Skinz, 30 July 2021

Crusoe 'shocked' at being pinged by app

Robinson Crusoe has expressed shock at being told to self-isolate for 10 days by the Test and Trace app. "The thing doesn't work properly. I've been self-isolating for three decades," he thundered.

written by Jim Skinz, 30 July 2021

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