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Russian Special Operations Bake Sale

Vladimir Putin to officially approve Russian Government bake sale to continue it's Imperialist military failure in the Ukraine!

written by C/L, 11 September 2022

Steven Bannon Kidnapped by Vatican Bishops

Bannon last sighted sitting at Pope Francis's feet, wearing a dog collar and nothing else.

written by C/L, 11 September 2022

China Threatens Self Invasion Exercises to the U.S. Government

Said that if they didn't sell so much to Wal Mart, that they would practice on Taiwan instead!

written by C/L, 11 September 2022

Jared Kushner to Open Special Press Butcher Market

The Saudi Prince, and Jared Kushner will be selling premium butchered journalists to dictatorships around the globe.

written by C/L, 11 September 2022

Stupid Trump Threatens Himself in Classified Documents Probe

Says he'll release classified documents to Mar-a-lago if he squeals on himself in court; To keep his own big mouth shut!

written by C/L, 11 September 2022

Nasty Nancy Pelosi Threatens China with Sexual Assault

Red army troops to be issued special full body condom suits; With contraceptive ammunition.

written by C/L, 11 September 2022

Mitch McConnell Still Angry over Ouster from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

In a recent interview with Rolling Stone, Mitch McConnell admits that he is the "Pete Best" of the Ninja Turtles; And Still angry over his thirty year old ouster.

written by C/L, 22 May 2022

Democrats Continue with Wiemar Republic Strategy

Nancy Pelosi continues to stress a reliance on impotent political strategies, and toadying up to Wall Street; in a bid to accelerate the rise of American Fascism.

written by C/L, 22 May 2022

Donald Trump Declares Victory in 2024 Presidential Election

Donald Trump has declared an early victory in 2024 Presidential Race. Meanwhile Republican election officials are busy pre-certifying fraudulent votes.

written by C/L, 22 May 2022

U.S. Mint to Release Gold Coin Commemorating Capitol Insurrection

The U.S. Mint is slated to begrudgingly mint gold coin featuring rioting MAGA crowd on one side, and Donald Trump's likeness on the other.

written by C/L, 22 May 2022

Russian Troops Bombed in Uber Airstrike Gone Wrong

Drunken Russian troops kill themselves with incorrect coordinates; in an airstrike gone wrong, against, Ukrainian Uber driver.

written by C/L, 22 May 2022

Amazon Workers to Continue Working Under COVID Threat

Jeff Bezos will acknowledge the existence of workers who survive illness and develop herd immunity.

written by C/L, 30 November 2020

Mitch McConnell Proposes Anti-Democracy Law

McConnell says that, "Democracy is getting in the way of Republican politics."

written by C/L, 30 November 2020

North Korea Implements New No Child Policy

Kim Jung-un's 'Yellow Cake Uranium breakfast cereal' is a mandatory hit with kids.

written by C/L, 30 November 2020

Vladimir Putin Poisons Himself

Citing that he is becoming too great a threat to his own power.

written by C/L, 30 November 2020

Annie Lennox Threatens to Sue White Supremacist Cover Band

Judge orders 'The Eugenics' to cease and desist all live performances.

written by C/L, 30 November 2020

Trump to Create Fake Media Outlet

The 'Alternative Reality News Network' will cover Trump's fictitious presidential victory.

written by C/L, 30 November 2020

Shocking Effect of Trump Defeat on Q-Anon Members

That common sense reality still exists.

written by C/L, 30 November 2020

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis Botches COVID-19 Response

By banning Corona beer in order to flatten pandemic curve.

written by C/L, 05 May 2020

Whereabouts of Kim Jung Un Discovered

He's stuck in quarantine at Dennis Rodman's house in L.A.

written by C/L, 29 April 2020

Sales of New COVID-19 Perfume Tank

Industry analysts say the whole project is being ventilated.

written by C/L, 29 April 2020

President Trump Implements His Meat Industry Relief Plan

Ordering the importation of millions of pounds of bat meat from China.

written by C/L, 29 April 2020

Mexican Government Praises Drug Cartels for their COVID-19 Etiquette

"Maintaining quarantine guidelines with house to house shoot-outs".

written by C/L, 11 April 2020

Trump Orders Pentagon to Decrease Tank Armor Plating

"They will go strongly faster and get better gas mileage"!

written by C/L, 05 November 2019

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