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Onions
Avoid stinging eyes and tears when chopping onions by not chopping onions.
written by Dewani Unhatched, 06 January 2022
Skid Marks
Avoid skid marks in YOUR undies by wearing someone else's then putting them back into their drawer afterward. He'll be scratching his head for hours wondering how his clean boxers got covered in shit.
written by Dewani Unhatched, 06 January 2022
Athletes Foot
Avoid Athletes Foot by getting your legs amputated.
written by Dewani Unhatched, 06 January 2022
International Women's Day
Is it over yet? These dishes aren't going to clean themselves, says annoyed husband,
written by Dewani Unhatched, 12 March 2021
International Women's Day
Is International Women's Day over yet? Asks, hungry man,
written by Dewani Unhatched, 12 March 2021
Third Snippet In Space Of Two Minutes
Breaking news. The man who wrote his first snippet, then a second one, seconds later, has only gone and written an amusing third one! What in the world? Comedy gold. Comedy gold.
written by Dewani Unhatched, 11 February 2021
Man Writes Second Snippet
Following on from the previous snippet, the same man has now written a SECOND snippet. What the fuck? Hilarious.
written by Dewani Unhatched, 11 February 2021
Man Writes Snippet
A man has written a snippet. More to follow. Classic Comedy.
written by Dewani Unhatched, 11 February 2021
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