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Kavanaugh Reacts to Delayed Vote

"Damn that FFFFFlake!"

written by Mike Peril, 28 September 2018

Trump Adopts 2020 Campaign Slogan

Let's Make America O-KKK Again!

written by Mike Peril, 18 August 2017

Fly United

What a drag.

written by Mike Peril, 28 April 2017

Fidel Castro's Death Leads to 9 Days of Mourning

Trump's election is 22 days of mourning and counting.

written by Mike Peril, 27 November 2016

TRUMP TV Series in the Works

Trump Loves Chachi, starring Donald J. Trump and Scott Baio, explains what happened after Joanie broke up with Chachi.

written by Mike Peril, 26 October 2016

Gary Johnson Campaign Adopts Final Desparate Slogans

If they go low, we get high!

If they get high, we get higher!

written by Mike Peril, 24 October 2016

What Donald Trump and Brad Pitt Have in Common

On January 1, 2017:

Trump is accused of groping by a 48th woman

Brad Pitt gets to see his children for the 48th time

written by Mike Peril, 20 October 2016

Trump is Feeling Blue

Although his face is beet red, Trump is feeling blue as poll after poll in each state turns against him.

written by Mike Peril, 16 October 2016

Revamped Happy Days Returns with Senior Cast

Fonz: Donald Trump
Ritchie: Billy Bush
Potsie: Marco Rubio
Ralph: Ted Cruz
Joanie: Chris Christie
New Black Friend: Ben Carson

written by Mike Peril, 15 October 2016

Trump Unveils Two New Slogans

"When they go high, we go low!"

"Yo Mexicans, su casa es mi casa!"

written by Mike Peril, 13 October 2016

Trump Destroys Yet Another Bush Career

Suffering fallout from the Trump Access Hollywood video, Billy Bush will join Season 2 of "In the Bushes", a Bush family reality show starring Jeb, three Georges, and the family who endures them.

written by Mike Peril, 09 October 2016

Cosby Endorses Trump

Bill Cosby endorsed Donald Trump after seeing Trump's "Access Hollywood" video.

"I like his style, let's keep it at that," noted Cosby.

written by Mike Peril, 09 October 2016

Paris Hilton Changes Name to Ivanka Trump

Sources confirm that Paris Hilton, in desperate need of attention, has changed her name to Ivanka Trump and is jumping back into the party scene. She hopes to become Chelsea Clinton's BFF.

written by Mike Peril, 01 October 2016

What's a Leppo?

According to Libertarian Presidential Candidate Gary Johnson, a "leppo" is a male baby leopard.

To the rest of the world, "Aleppo" is a place of major conflict in Syria.

written by Mike Peril, 09 September 2016

Mitt Romney Makes Donation to DC's Smithsonian Museum

Mitt Romney graciously donated his "binders full of women" to the Smithsonian Museum as part of the historical record. The museum will not display the women until after the election.

written by Mike Peril, 09 August 2016

Hillary Clinton Sufffers Concussion from a Balloon

Hillary Clinton suffered a concussion after her DNC convention speech when a red balloon hit her head. Sources state that even with a concussion she is still smarter than Donald Trump.

written by Mike Peril, 29 July 2016

Trump Copies Hillary's Slogan

Hillary: Together!

Trump: To-get-her!

written by Mike Peril, 27 July 2016

Hillary Copies Trump's Slogan

Trump: Mourning in America.

Hillary: Morning in America!

written by Mike Peril, 27 July 2016

Michelle Obama Loved Melania's Convention Speech

"Well written and memorable," stated Mrs. Obama. "I couldn't have said it better myself!"

written by Mike Peril, 19 July 2016

US Joins EU

President Obama agreed by executive order to join the European Union after Great Britain's exit vote. Both Trump and Clinton approved of the move.

"It's great to be European again," said Trump.

written by Mike Peril, 29 June 2016

Trump and Johnson Exchange Scalps

During Donald Trump's golf course visit in Scotland, Trump met with former London Mayor Boris Johnson where they reportedly exchanged scalps. Neither Johnson nor Trump were harmed in the exchange.

written by Mike Peril, 27 June 2016


Citizens of the U.K. who want to re-enter the European Union after the BREXIT vote are starting the reBRenter movement.

written by Mike Peril, 27 June 2016

Clinton Adopts New Name for Trump

Tired of being called "Crooked Hillary", Hillary Clinton now calls Donald Trump "Pillow Head".

Clinton explains that Pillow Head Donald is "soft inside, fluffy outside. Just not much there."

written by Mike Peril, 23 June 2016

Supreme Court Nominee Garland Claims To Be Judy's Son

In a desperate move, Merrick Garland sang "Somewhere over the Rainbow" to 8 senators but still no confirmation.

Alleged step sister Liza won't take his calls either. "He has no talent," said Liza.

written by Mike Peril, 20 June 2016

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