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Mike Tyson Stopped In His Tracks
Mike Tyson tried to get into my local nightclub one night. I refused him and knocked him back.
He asked: "Why not?"
"Not without a tie, son."
written by Scooter Nairns, 04 December 2020
Explosive News...
"Jist afore eh die, eh'm gonnae chow doon oan sum semtex and fireworks, so if I get cremated..." - Spazzy McGoo.
written by Scooter Nairns, 27 November 2020
Lynx Firestarter...
An inventor who had invested his entire life savings on an invention to introduce the world to a warm deodorant-spray for the cold winter mornings, has given up after he got his fingers burnt...
written by Scooter Nairns, 21 October 2020
Turn, Turn, Turn...
Ever heard the term 'Turn On A Sixpence'?
I don't think it's a lot of money to turn your back on a lifetime friendship. Perhaps, 'Turn On A Grand' would get you a decent holiday!
written by Scooter Nairns, 21 October 2020
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