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Nominative determinism at the US embassy

US ambassador Woody Johnson welcomed President Trump to the UK, alongside his assistants Dick Schlong and Willy McPenis.

written by Sir Geoffroy Cockface, 12 July 2018

Trump tweets about his excrement

Donald Trump has tweeted, "I just took a huge crap. It was so big, I'm telling you, there are no problems down there. I am so good at going to the toilet, the best. No-one is better at it than me."

written by Sir Geoffroy Cockface, 19 November 2016

America celebrates its first disabled president

Disability groups over the whole world have praised the US for being so progressive as to vote in its first disabled president. Donald Trump suffers from tiny hands and multiple mental problems.

written by Sir Geoffroy Cockface, 11 November 2016

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