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Dog Barks Up Wrong Tree

Early this afternoon, a dog was seen in Central Park barking up a tree. The dog was embarrassed when he realized he had been barking for 30 minutes, and no squirrels were home to answer.

written by Sigmund Von Schaefer, 20 June 2015

Outdoorsman Fails to Find Elusive Mythical Creatures

After spending 3 weeks searching in Yosemite National Park, outdoorsman Lewis Clark concedes that there is no such thing as happy campers.

written by Sigmund Von Schaefer, 20 June 2015

Don Quixote Surrenders in Texas

After several weeks of battling wind farms in western Texas Don Quixote surrenders to local authorities. After his sentence he plans to use his jousting skills to compete in the 2024 Summer Olympics.

written by Sigmund Von Schaefer, 20 June 2015

Man Gets Rich off of Thoughts

Venture capitalist Jebidiah Goldschmidt has been getting rich investing in the thought business since everyone is putting their two cents in but he only pays a penny for their thoughts.

written by Sigmund Von Schaefer, 19 June 2015

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