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Neurologist: Senior Members Of GOP Should Have Heads Examined
Is it a neurological condition that causes their outbreaks of fact free public statements, revisionist history and radically shifting principles? Or is it a result of just blatant self-interest.
written by GProwler, 31 August 2021
Pigeons In Uproar Over Loss of Statues
The recent nationwide spree of removing public monuments has resulted in an upheaval among the so called 'rats with wings' as they attempt to cling to structures that no longer exist.
written by GProwler, 19 August 2017
Congress To Secretly Vote On Secret Voting
GOP committee plans to pass legislation making votes by its' members to be done by secret ballot."That way we can do away with all of the constant complaints from the public about who voted for what."
written by GProwler, 28 July 2017
Donald Trump Voted 'Least Likely To Succeed' At NATO Meeting
In 2017 Yearbook of attendees Trump was first unanimous winner in that category. It's believed he voted without bothering to read ballot. France's Marcon and Germany's Merkel awarded 'Cutest Couple'
written by GProwler, 26 May 2017
Donald Trump's Presidential Museum Set To Be Located At Amusement Park
Coney Island, the iconic amusement park in Brooklyn N.Y, will house a kiosk with a collection of scraps of paper, napkins, crayons and other articles used by Mr. Trump to formulate his decisions.
written by GProwler, 16 May 2017
'Kool Aid' To Be Official Beverage of White House. "Everyone's Drinking It"
Administration said to have begun process to award official designation of 'As Seen At The White House' to highest bidders. Branding to include images of Trump family, staff and cabinet members. Sad.
written by GProwler, 01 February 2017
Will 1/20 Become the New 4/20?
Due to stress of Trump Inauguration pot use is expected to reach near epidemic proportions. Movement to 'honor' cannabis expected to move to January from April to help cope with new world order.
written by GProwler, 20 January 2017
Circus Elephant to Bring Up Rear of Trump Inauguration Parade
Last of Ringling Brothers pachyderms will lumber down parade route spraying protestors while defecating the streets of D.C. "A fitting image of what's to come," says one Democrat of the GOP icon.
written by GProwler, 20 January 2017
GOP Changing its Iconic Symbol of the Elephant to a Toad.
"With Donald Trump's goal to 'drain the swamp' what better symbol than the toad. Its ability to operate in the muck while appearing to be above it is a perfect reflection of our party's values."
written by GProwler, 14 December 2016
Trump Seeks to Attend Electoral College- Not Sure Where's Campus
Says,"Having run Trump University I know about educational excellence.I look forward to visiting the campus wherever it is."
written by GProwler, 09 December 2016
Obama to Pardon Nations' Turkeys
President Obama is considering using his executive power to pardon all of the nations turkeys before Thanksgiving. In the past he has limited it to turkeys scheduled only for the White House dinner.
written by GProwler, 18 August 2016
Trump Promises to Bring Back Popular "Law & Order" Series
Upset by canceling of original "L&O" Trump repeatedly promises at Convention to bring back the popular TV series at 10 pm E.S.T. day after taking office."What did you think he meant?" campaign asks.
written by GProwler, 24 July 2016
Jim 'Common' Sense Barred from GOP Convention Floor
State Congressman Common Sense from Idaho was denied entry to join fellow delegates and told, "There isn't any common sense scheduled to be here" by party officials. He was told to try again in 2020.
written by GProwler, 21 July 2016
Melania Says Speech Was A 'Cover Version ' of Michelle's
Melania Trump denied that she had plagiarized Michelle Obama '08 speech but was doing a cover version. "I think the public will remember my interpretation much,much longer. I mean really,look at me."
written by GProwler, 20 July 2016
Broadway News: 'Hamilton' Inspired Play Nixed
Inspired by the artistic casting of 'Hamilton' plans for revival of 'Porgy and Bess' using only non-minority actors nixed. Also, 'Six Degrees of Separation' now down to 'Four...' to cut costs.
written by GProwler, 30 June 2016
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