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Pelosi announces New DC Coffee Clatch whose motto is "It sucks to be Dumb"

Herspeakersh*t has rounded up quite a crew: AOC, Omar, Tlaib, K.Harris, Booker, Biden, Joy Behar, Bret Bair, Bill Deblasio, Gavin Newsome, Tom Arnold, Chris Wallace, Don Lemon, 'Morning Joe', John Kerry, and Cher.

written by Trinculoman, 09 November 2019
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Out-of-Work Beto O'Rourke forms a New DC-based Organization

Beto creates yet another DC-based NGO, called the "Irrelevancy Consortium." Joining Beto as founding and permanent members are Megan McCain, 'Sleepy Joe' Biden, Rep Al Green, Mitt Romney, Bill Kristol and Cher.

written by Trinculoman, 09 November 2019
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Kamala Harris Announces New Cabinet Post Pre-election

Candidate Harris, planning ahead, says she'll create a new Cabinet post for her former sleazy Squeeze. She'll name Willie Brown as Chief Pimp and Procurer for a Harris Administration.

written by Trinculoman, 16 August 2019
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Booker Tries Out For Moonlighting Gig in Europe But Is Axed

Sen. Booker, wanting campaign funds, auditioned for a Don Limpio (Mr. Clean) commercial in Spain, but didn't make the cut. On set he kept screaming "Yo soy Spartacus!" and didn't pass the IQ minimum.

written by Trinculoman, 12 August 2019
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"Bubba" Clinton to Graciously Assist Those Women with Post-Epstein Traumatic Stress Disorder

Ex-Pres opened the Little Rock Clinton Pres-Library to help 'counsel' those women victimized by Epstein. "Bubba" will 'share their pain' in frequent close encounter sessions on the Penthouse waterbed.

written by Trinculoman, 13 July 2019
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Mattel Anounces Its Witless, Lying, Clueless Pygmy Line

Branching out in new novelty items, Mattel added the Jerry Nadslur, the Adam Shifty-Sh*tty, and Ilan Omygallallah, an AOC-Beanstalk, a Beto-Blatherer, a Bernie-Loonie, and a Biden-B-Goofy to its line.

written by Trinculoman, 04 May 2019
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In Bernie's Psychedelic Mushroom Vermont Forest Shrine

Much of Bernie's royalties have gone into a woodsy shrine to all his idolized Socialist-Commie dictators. Castro, Lenin, Mao, Ortega, Pol Pot, Stalin - all have a place among psychedelic "musshies."

written by Trinculoman, 29 April 2019
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A Definitive Explanation of the Origin of "Beto" O'Rourke's Name

Though typically mispronounced by Left-wing Media, it actually refers to his ongoing habit of sticking his Left (in accord with Progressive Dicta) Toe in his ass--thus a correct cognomen is "Butt-Toe."

written by Trinculoman, 08 April 2019
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Clarification on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's (AOC) Degree from the US Institute of Minerological Science

AOC's degree from B.U. was not really granted cum laude. Recent testing by the Institute definitively confirms that it actually read as cum lead, due to the real substance in her cranium.

written by Trinculoman, 08 April 2019
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"Creepy" Joe Biden Makes a Move to Get His Presidential Bid On-Track

Joe enrolled in Anthony Wiener's newly-founded Hair-Sniffin'/Body Gropin'/Non-Sextin' Reprogramming Survival Course. Bubba Clinton has also expressed interest, but only if he can get Monica for breaks.

written by Trinculoman, 03 April 2019
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American Psychiatric League (APL) Has Just Defined Another Mental Derangement Condition

APL has named the condition Jerri-Ladner-psychotic mania. It refers to a mental state which refuses to acknowledge any form of objective reality, being neuro-logically consumed by progressive cant.

written by Trinculoman, 01 April 2019
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"Pencil-Neck" Congressman Schiff Reveals the Latest Plot of Russian "Collusion"

Pencil-necked & paper-brained Adam Schiff is undeterred in his quest for "collusion." He now claims that Russian babushka dolls are plotting to replace U.S.A. "bobble-head" trinkets, such as himself.

written by Trinculoman, 29 March 2019
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Jussie Smollett Nominated for Premier False Narrative Fabricator of the Year

The Ptolemaic Flat Earth Society confirmed citing Smollett for its annual award. However, competition will be fierce: AOC, John Brennan, Adam Schiff, Beto O'Rourke, and Kamala Harris are also favored,

written by Trinculoman, 27 March 2019
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Attorney General Barr Just Appointed Another Independent Counsel

Judge Janine Piro has accepted an appointment as Independent Counsel for Kicking Ass on All DOJ Embedded, Trump-Deranged, Arrogant, Self-Entitled, Coup d'etat -Pledged, Deep State Socialist Progressives.

written by Trinculoman, 20 March 2019
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Guess Who's Mueller's Next Target? It's Beto!

Mueller's "skunk works" cyber guys trolled the Black Net and uncovered it was 'Hacker' Beto who got all the DNC and Hillary emails. So, Beto's next gig will not be a primary run but as Russian mole.

written by Trinculoman, 19 March 2019
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A Familiar Face Appears To Be a Primary Challenger To Ilan Omar

It's no other than Ex-Senator Al Franken. "I'm only finding myself" Al has been caught on CCTV in drag and a turban in Omar's district attending the Berlitz Somalian school. A Trannie political redux?

written by Trinculoman, 16 March 2019
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Mitt Romney Needs No Special Protective Armed Squad

As evidenced by his vote denying a national emergency at the Border, Romney walks around impervious to attack from would-be assaulters---the overpowering smell of skunk is truly effective.

written by Trinculoman, 15 March 2019
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Beto's Deep Regret Will Lead To A New Feature In His Campaign

Beto O'Rourke's "deep regret" at being a white man will most likely propel him to transform into donning 'black face' and doing a skate-board ridin', arms flappin' Bojangles routine on Iowa stops.

written by Trinculoman, 15 March 2019
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Yet Another Honor for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Latest Fete for AOC was given by the Frederich Engels Society for the Perpetuation of Addled and Clueless Collectivist Ideology. Presenting the award, most aptly, was addled and clueless Chelsea Manning.

written by Trinculoman, 09 March 2019
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Latest Innovation in Dodgy Congressional Representation

Congresswoman IIan Omar actually fronts for Council on American Islamic Relations - a group supporting Hamas and Hezbollah terrorists. Such a role would surely have been approved by Benedict Arnold!

written by Trinculoman, 09 March 2019
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Now There's A New Official Award Category at the Oscars

Supplanting the out-of-date one for Achievement in Film Directing is the new category for Solamente Directors Cinematecas Mexicanos---all gringos need not apply.

written by Trinculoman, 25 February 2019
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The Physics of Beto O'Rourke Explained

Beto O'Rourke demonstrates an instance of random kinesis in tandem with incoherent sound emissions and methane exudations in a political blackhole.

Sir Aizak Neuron

written by Trinculoman, 15 February 2019
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The Physics of Nancy Pelosi Explained

A truly unusual case:a 19th century automaton(in dire need of replacement) has been fabricated with periodic face shedding and mechanically wired with a squawk of a turkey vulture.

Sir Aizak Neuron

written by Trinculoman, 06 February 2019
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The Physics of Bernie Sanders Explained

It's a rare, but not isolated, phenomenon where farts produced by inefficient digestion of psychedelic Vermont mushrooms issue from the oral cavity, and are misinterpreted as speech..

Sir Aizak Neuron

written by Trinculoman, 05 February 2019


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