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Joe Biden Plans a Visit to a Fellow Joe Before Taking Off to OZ

A key research step prior to the OZ trip will be Biden visiting Joe Scarboro to find out how he lost his brain as a result of appearing on MSNBC. Wicked Witch Mika may have something to do with it.

written by Trinculoman, 12 January 2019
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Beto O'Rourke Sets Up Next Extremely Personal Video Campaign Teaser

After airing his dental visit, Beto is making a next major campaign move. He has contracted with Proctology Now to broadcast live his upcoming colonoscopy. Voters will see what Beto is really about.

written by Trinculoman, 12 January 2019
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Joe Biden Takes a Major Step in His Planned 2020 Presidential Run

Biden is preparing a significant trip in service of his putative 2020 candidacy. Joe is stuffing his pack for the trek to the Emerald City to plead with the Wizard of Oz to finally give him a brain.

written by Trinculoman, 12 January 2019
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Elizabeth Warren Still Trying To Transform Her Roots

Latest Warren gambit is a Twitter video showing her under hood of her Mercedes. Face besmirched, she turns to the camera, citing her descent from 'grease monkeys'--Oops, didn't she mean auto mechanics.

written by Trinculoman, 12 January 2019
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Pelosi Does Believe in Some Kind of 'Walls'

House Speaker Pelosi denies a Southern border wall. Yet, she avidly "walls" herself off from the reality of 'Angel Families' who have lost loved ones to the acts of illegal immigrant criminals.

written by Trinculoman, 12 January 2019
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Olivia Ocasio-Cortez Proclaims Definitive Status of Holy Family

Putative Biblical scholar Ocasio-Cortez proclaims status of Jesus, Mary, & Joseph--Nicaraguan emigrants seeking asylum from King Herodus-Ortega. But,Joe only wanted to do carpentry work in San Ysidro.

written by Trinculoman, 26 December 2018
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Senate Demos Now Blaming Kavanaugh for Hurricane Florence

Booker,Feinstein,& Harris blame the SOTUS candidate for causing Florence's attack on the Carolina Coast.There's a "secret letter" from Valhalla charging the Judge with cursing Thor when in pre-school.

written by Trinculoman, 14 September 2018
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Serena Williams' Motive for On-Court Behavior Revealed

The US Open umpire didn't realize that for Serena, it was nothing personal. She was simply auditioning to join the cast of The View.

written by Trinculoman, 09 September 2018
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Ex-Emperor Goes on the Airwaves with Desperate Message

Ousted Potentate Obama on TV demands a coup to reinstate his self-proclaimed throne,to return to "teaching moments" for all unwashed 'deplorables',& to get Queen Sheba Susan Rice back in the Hot Tub..

written by Trinculoman, 08 September 2018
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A Definition of 'Free Speech' Clarified

Calling the endless screams of addled harpies at a Judiciary Committee meeting 'Free Speech' is akin to referring to the endless whining of Senate Democrats as 'Rational Discourse.'

M. Voltaire

written by Trinculoman, 05 September 2018
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China's Chairman Xi Doing Well with Extra Benefits

Thanks to the rewards from hacking all of Hillary's emails,Chairman Xi is now enjoying his generous weekly financial stipend from the Clinton Foundation--and the steady flow of interns also is a plus.

written by Trinculoman, 29 August 2018
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Pope Francis Disavows All Blame for Priestly Pedophilia

His Holiness claims no responsibility for Catholic priests' sexual assaults on children. He was "embedded" as Chaplain for a cadre of radical leftists bent on subverting freedom across South America.

written by Trinculoman, 27 August 2018
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Elizabeth Warren Demands New Appointment for Vacant Arizona Senate Seat

"Pocahontas" Warren proclaims she will accept no appointment to a McCain-vacated seat other than "Geronimo"Ocasio-Cortez who recently discovered that she is descended from a band of Apache Socialists.

written by Trinculoman, 27 August 2018
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Michael Cohen Goes on Angie's List with an Urgent Request

Trump-Ex-Lawyer Cohen is desperately seeking a service technician in the NYC metro area. He needs an expert to remove his gonads from the Craftsman vice that Mueller's squad squeezed them in.

written by Trinculoman, 25 August 2018
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Governor Cuomo Agrees to Go to Canada

NYGov Cuomo will use the ticket Trump bought him, but there are some stipulations. Cuomo demands to be Don of Toronto mafia & Trudeau demands Stormy Daniels as his 'personal' assistant. Done deal!

written by Trinculoman, 24 August 2018
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Better Investigative Use of Mueller's Prosecutory Focus

While Mueller diddle-daddles over non-existent matters in Trump's campaign, real crimes in the Catholic church go unpunished! Plenty criminality in Popedom to keep an 'independent' counsel busy!

written by Trinculoman, 21 August 2018
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Ex-CIA John Brennan Heads Up New Militant Group

Emulating his hero Robespierre, a pissed-off Brennan leads a new faction of Contra-Deplorables. The goal is to execute via guillotine at CIA HQ all those who disagree with him.

written by Trinculoman, 18 August 2018
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Porn Lawyer Seeks to Expand Show-Biz Career

Fresh off countless CNN appearances, creepy porn lawyer Michael Avenatti has sued Marvel Comics, demanding to be taken on as their latest super-hero -- Rabid-Ranting-Rodent-Esquire-Dude.

written by Trinculoman, 13 August 2018
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Christopher Steele Expands His Farcical Spewing in a New Venue

Cut from a corrupt FBI, Steele had to keep kippers on his plate. So, he answered an ad in Variety, and now he's Rosie O'Donnell's new Rant Writer, thus confirming a universal law: all slime converges.

written by Trinculoman, 13 August 2018
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Peter Strok Gets New Job

Recently-canned ex-FBI Strok lands on his feet with new gig. He's the security guard at the Bethesda, MD, Chuck-E-Cheese. No worries, he's already geared-up to harass all Trump-voting soccer moms!

written by Trinculoman, 13 August 2018
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Learns about 'Marxism'

Ocasio-Cortez went to the New York Public Library to get the definitive book, asked for it, and was ready to check it out. Fortunately, Ben Shapiro explained it was Karl Marx, not Groucho's memoirs

written by Trinculoman, 13 August 2018
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Nancy Pelosi's Body is Much in Demand

Many top medical schools have made bids for the eventual corpse of Pelosi. All want to study effects of contemporary mummification techniques on quasi-living tissue. Madame Tussauds also wants in!

written by Trinculoman, 13 August 2018
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Bernie Sanders Devastated at Lack of New Hairdo

Bernie desperately wanted a fake 'man-bun' for the Fall campaign, but the Socialist Farmers of Vermont couldn't slaughter enough albino goats to make one for him.

written by Trinculoman, 13 August 2018
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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.

written by Trinculoman, 15 May 2018


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