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Trump Gives Fox Network Official Orders to Stop Harassing Tucker and Judge Jeanine

FoxTV has Fox & Friends make the official reply and they promise Trump they'll do better next time.

written by Al N., 19 March 2019
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Obama is Deported to Kenya

"I don't know anything about it" said Trump. "Everyone knows I never interfere with immigration."

written by Al N., 10 March 2019
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Ocasio-Cortez Leads Fight in the House to Abolish Executive Branch

Manwhile, Eric Trump says his dad is looking into passing more prison reform bills, "just in case."

written by Al N., 09 March 2019
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Patriots Owner Robert Kraft Claims He Was Set Up With Prostitutes

"They said there was a top college star behind the door, but when I opened the door it was uh, uh...

written by Al N., 22 February 2019
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Trump is Attempting to Get Veterans and Jewish Leaders to Contribute to the Wall

Trump told the veterans they can put names on the Wall like the Vietnam Wall. Jewish? Wailing Wall!!

written by Al N., 18 February 2019
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Scientists Warn Against Another North Korea-United States Summit Due to Trump's Weight Gain

Scientists are afraid that when Trump and Kim Jong-Un meet again, it could alter the Earth's orbit.

written by Al N., 17 February 2019
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Eric Trump Accidently Blurts Out the Real Reason for Trump Declaring a National Emergency

"Daddy was mad at all the attention the Virginia politicians were getting so he did what he had to!"

written by Al N., 17 February 2019
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Trump Doesn't Know How to Issue a State of Emergency and Accidently Declares Martial Law

When he found out his mistake, he immediately tried to correct it by outlawing the Democratic Party.

written by Al N., 15 February 2019
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Putin to Meet With Amazon's Jeff Bezos

Trump said that he didn't care Putin was meeting with his foe, and then put his fist thru a window.

written by Al N., 15 February 2019
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New Gluten-Free Bible Popular with Both Christian and Jewish Dieters

Christians like that the bread in Feeding the Multitudes was Gluten-Free; Jewish the G-F Unleavened.

written by Al N., 14 February 2019
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Putin Offers Trump Sanctuary If He's Deposed

"I'm saving a nice little apartment for him and the kids in this swell spot in Siberia!" said Putin.

written by Al N., 13 February 2019
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Jared Kushner and Trump Sons Are Working on a New Gig "Just in Case"

"Everyone says that we should go on the road as a Three Stooges tribute act, so maybe," said Eric.

written by Al N., 13 February 2019
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God Warns Sarah Sanders To Never Talk About Him Again

God will be giving an interview to CNN to explain free will and how He is not to blame for Trump.

written by Al N., 31 January 2019
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President's "Undocumented" Golf Course Workers Fired

...Ten years after the President knew about them. Hope they weren't expecting a pension!

written by Al N., 28 January 2019
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Nancy Tells Donald That a Wall Will Be Built. Donald is So Happy He Doesn't, For Once, Ask a Lot of Questions

Imagine his surprise when the next day he saw government troops building a wall around Mar-A-Lago.

written by Al N., 26 January 2019
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Trump is Overheard Saying that He Needs to Get the Government Going for Three Weeks

He can't get anyone to help him write his State of the Union speech because of the shutdown.

written by Al N., 26 January 2019
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Trump Demands Changes to Robert Frost's Poem Mending Wall

Trump wants the line "Good fences make good neighbors" changed to "Good WALLs make good neighbors."

written by Al N., 25 January 2019
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DC Comics Demands that Washington, D.C. Change Their Name

"They may have been first, but we've had the initials TRADEMARKED!" said a DC rep.

written by Al N., 20 January 2019
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Trump Says He Was Misunderstood About the Wall

He now says he really wanted to build a "Wall Street" on the border to inspire more business.

written by Al N., 18 January 2019
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The Wall Street Journal Will Change its Name

It's now called the "Barrier Street Journal."

written by Al N., 18 January 2019
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Republicans Issue Blinders to all Their Followers

In regards to Trump talking, earplugs to follow.

written by Al N., 06 January 2019
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President Has Fortified the White House While Shutting Down the Government

Trump swears that no subpoenas for him or family will penetrate through his new security devices.

written by Al N., 03 January 2019
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Meghan Markle Insists Meghan McCain from the View Change Her Name

"I'm tired of people asking me about stuff on the View and you can't expect ME to change MY name!"

written by Al N., 21 December 2018
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Trump Says He Would Have Consulted His Cabinet Before Invading Syria But...

...he can't remember their names, there have been so many.

written by Al N., 20 December 2018


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