Showing:

Showing breaking news satire snippets written by Al N..

Show all snippets.
Rating:

Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned

Kim told Cosby he would have to get in line behind Robert Mueller, Suge Knight, and Jared Folger.

written by Al N., 17 June 2018
Rating:

Trump Takes the U.S. Out of the U.N.

Trump then deports all the non-citizens & orders everyone else out of the U.N. Building in 24 hours.

written by Al N., 13 June 2018
Rating:

Secret Plot to Have Trump Declare War on Canada Revealed

Trump must give Canada to Russia or else the Trump Golden Showers tape will hit the airwaves.

written by Al N., 13 June 2018
Rating:

Trump Gives North Carolina to Kim Jong Un in Return for De-Nuclearization

"And if Lil' Kim stays nuclear-free for ONE YEAR, we will also give Kim North Dakota," said Trump.

written by Al N., 12 June 2018
Rating:

Roseanne Claims that Ambien Turned Her Into An Asshole

"Just ask anyone! I was a bitch but that's all! It's the Ambien that made me racist AND an asshole!

written by Al N., 09 June 2018
Rating:

Trump Pardons Himself for All the Pussies He's Grabbed

He also promises all the women who want to sue him that he will take them furniture shopping.

written by Al N., 09 June 2018
Rating:

Trump Declares War on Canada for Burning White House in War of 1812

"Now that I know about it, I'm not going to let them get away with it ANY LONGER!" shouted Trump.

written by Al N., 09 June 2018
Rating:

Trump Thinks He Already Met With Kim from Korea

His staff had to explain that the person he met with was really Kim Kardashian, not Kim Jong Un.

written by Al N., 09 June 2018
Rating:

Roseanne Announces New Show With Paula Deen to Run on Fox Network

With support from the Immigration Dept., they will deport a different ethnic group member each week.

written by Al N., 09 June 2018
Rating:

Trump Pardons Joe McCarthy, Benedict Arnold, and Aaron Burr

"They were all good people who just got bad press, like you-know-who" said Trump.

written by Al N., 09 June 2018
Rating:

Jared Fogel Asks to Not Be Given Subway Subs While in Prison

"It's cruel and unusual!" said Jared.

written by Al N., 09 June 2018
Rating:

Trump Deports Melania

Melania's staff, not seeing her for 20 days, finally found out she was taken away by Immigration.

written by Al N., 02 June 2018
Rating:

Bill Cosby Will Not Be Allowed Pound Cake in Prison

And Pudding Pops and Jell-O will not be allowed in Jail-O.

written by Al N., 04 May 2018
Rating:

Bill Cosby Will Not Be Allowed to Have Pound Cake in Prison

And Pudding Pops and Jell-o will not be allowed in jail-o.

written by Al N., 27 April 2018
Rating:

Donald Trump, Jr. Blames His Divorce on Obama

He says it's the only thing he's ever liked about Obama.

written by Al N., 05 April 2018
Rating:

Clown Union Assures Trump He'll Always Have A Home With Them

"He's made us laugh so much and he's orange. We know he can't last too much longer, so just sayin'."

written by Al N., 22 March 2018
Rating:

Scamatology TV Has Resulted in Flood of New Visits to Orgs

In Miami a lady stopped by to use the bathroom and in LA a guy came by to sell fumigation supplies.

written by Al N., 18 March 2018
Rating:

Trump Blames Global Warming on Violent Video Games

He also blames violent video games for the economy, Russian hackers, and the Stormy Daniels affair.

written by Al N., 13 March 2018
Rating:

Scores of Porn Stars Contact Trump's Lawyer for Payouts

Most of them remark they never thought they would admit they even knew Trump, much less...

written by Al N., 12 March 2018
Rating:

Trump Excludes Golf Clubs from Steel and Aluminum Tariffs

Trump expounds upon need for golf clubs as companies flood market with cheap golf clubs.

written by Al N., 09 March 2018
Rating:

In Retaliation for Putin's and Kim Jong Un's Videos, Trump Makes His Own Video

In Trump's video, he drops nukes on the Washington Post, New York Times, Hillary, and Alec Baldwin.

written by Al N., 05 March 2018
Rating:

Jarad Kushner's Security Clearance Downgraded From Hush-Hush to Just Hush

His only duty is monitoring the White House servant's e-mails (but only on a "need-to-know" basis).

written by Al N., 02 March 2018
Rating:

Philadelphia Eagles Only Need 2-Passenger Corvette For Official White House Visit After Winning Super Bowl Team

The delegation was the team coach who lost the coin toss and the team driver. The rest boycotted.

written by Al N., 17 February 2018
Rating:

Pink Floyd Announce They Will Rename Their LP "The Wall" In Honor of Trump

"Because he talks about the Wall so much we have decided to call the album "The Dunce."

written by Al N., 17 February 2018


Send to a friend

Tell your friends about The Spoof!


RSS & Feeds

The Spoof is proud to present all its stories as RSS Feeds.

More Info...


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


Go to top
45 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more