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Trump Names Convict With Ankle Bracelet as Chief-of-Staff

This time he wants a Chief-of-Staff that "won't get away too easy."

written by Al N., 10 December 2018
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The House of Representatives Passes First Bill: Build a Wall...

...around the Oval Office.

written by Al N., 10 December 2018
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Michael Cohen and Paul Manafort Plan to Form Gang in Prison

The name they will have tattooed on their chests is "White Collar Crooks."

written by Al N., 10 December 2018
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Donald Trump, Jr. Rumored to be Subpoenaed Soon

By coincidence, Trump Jr. has announced he will be visiting Trump properties not located in the U.S.

written by Al N., 08 December 2018
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Hillary Promises to Send Her Private E-Mail Server to Ivanka to Use

"I heard about the trouble Ivanka had and thought I'd give her a private server so she can be safe."

written by Al N., 21 November 2018
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White Lady Sees "Blackish"

Calls police to report all the black people on her TV.

written by Al N., 21 November 2018
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Melania Makes Another Futile Attempt to Escape the White House

She made it to Toronto and ran up $175,000 worth of hotel bills trying to lose the Secret Service.

written by Al N., 20 November 2018
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Trump Ghost-Writer Tony Schwartz Reveals What Trump Wanted to Call "Art of the Deal"

We had a Mexican meal & Trump ate a lot of beans and had the idea to call the book Fart of the Meal.

written by Al N., 20 November 2018
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If attacked by a gang of clowns...

Go for the juggler!

written by Al N., 19 November 2018
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Trump Says Democrats Should Thank Him for Being Such A Terrible President

...Because they never would've won the House by such a wide margin without him!

written by Al N., 10 November 2018
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The Koch Brothers and George Soros to Fight it Out

Each side is to field an army who will fight it out, colosseum style, while $$$s are exchanged.

written by Al N., 06 November 2018
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Fox News Viewers Commit Mass Suicide!

"Anything other than be taken alive and tortured by the savage criminal migrant caravan!" as one said.

written by Al N., 05 November 2018
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Trump Says the Immigrant Caravan is Bringing the Plague, Rabies, and Hepatitis Z to the U.S.

And then there's the really bad stuff Trump says is coming if the Democrats win.

written by Al N., 03 November 2018
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Trump Promises to Grant Every Person in America A Tax Break, 40 Acres, and a Mule, All Before the Election

Valid birth certificate required.

written by Al N., 03 November 2018
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California Dares Trump to Campaign There

Trump changed his mind on sneaking into Yorba Linda, the last Republican stronghold in California.

written by Al N., 03 November 2018
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Trump Assigns Every Person in the Immigrant Caravan Their Own Military Guard

Since it is 5,200 soldiers, and only 4,000 in the Caravan, the leftover soldiers will dig a trench.

written by Al N., 03 November 2018
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Trump Gets Wrong Information Before Rally...

...and accidently tells the truth!

written by Al N., 31 October 2018
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Trump Puts Troops on the U.S.-Canadian Border

"Ontario should belong to the U.S. and we plan to annex it. We will change its name to Trumptario. "

written by Al N., 30 October 2018
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Boston Red Sox Admit They Almost Threw the World Series

It would have been much easier to have lost than to have thought up excuses why the team couldn't make it to the White House.

written by Al N., 30 October 2018
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Bill Cosby Becomes a Mentor in Prison

The word is, he's revealing his ultra-secret "Spanish Fly" he says he invented himself.

written by Al N., 29 October 2018
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Buckingham Palace Works to Dispel Rumor About Why Prince Philip Retired

It is NOT true that he is battling videogame addiction.

written by Al N., 29 October 2018
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Major Democrat Bomb Mailings, Synagogue Shootings, Russian Election Interference--So What Does Trump Tweet About?

Attacking the Dodgers pitching moves and an immigrant caravan over a thousand miles away.

written by Al N., 29 October 2018
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Kavanaugh Goes On Long Bender to Celebrate Victory

He was last seen sticking his penis in the face of Rodin's Crouching Woman statue in Washington, DC.

written by Al N., 28 October 2018
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Stormy Daniels Develops a Fear of Mushrooms

"It started after I saw Trump's tiny penis - it looked like the mushroom from Mario Kart" said Stormy.

written by Al N., 28 October 2018


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