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The Trump Family Appear to Be Consolidating All Their Wealth and Possessions and Moving to Their Castle in Spain

Rudy Giuliani insists that it's just a coincidence, and has nothing to do with the impeachment probe.

written by Al N., 01 October 2019
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Melania Trump's Home Country Slovenia Won't Take Her Back

They don't want Donald to come there looking for her.

written by Al N., 29 September 2019
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Trump Has Bus Parked on White House Lawn

"Since I'll be throwing a lot of people under the bus, I might as well have it close by" said Trump.

written by Al N., 29 September 2019
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Democrats Have Started Impeachment Proceedings to Protect Hunter Biden

They are worried that the former Vice-President's son is too close to, ironically, vice.

written by Al N., 29 September 2019
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Trump Announces the Census Will Only Count Republicans

He also announced that if you aren't counted in the census, you can't vote in the 2020 election.

written by Al N., 29 September 2019
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Brett Kavanaugh is Glad That Impeachment Proceedings Have Made People Forget the New Accusations About Him

However, as soon as Kavanaugh gave the speech, everyone remembered again. His hearings start Monday.

written by Al N., 29 September 2019
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Spain Has Removed Former Dictator Francisco Franco From His Mausoleum to a "Normal Grave"

He is actually being re-interred in the rear parking lot of a Spanish shopping center.

written by Al N., 29 September 2019
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Attorney General Barr Okays New Trump Executive Order to Waterboard Whistle-Blowers

Waterboarding is for a 1st offense-for a 2nd offense they have to listen to hours of Trump speeches.

written by Al N., 27 September 2019
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Trump is Taking Immigrants Out of Their Cages and Putting Them to Work in His Hotels

"It is purely voluntary and some of them might advance to working outside on the golf course!"

written by Al N., 27 September 2019
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Trump Says He Didn't Realize He Was Talking to the President of the Ukraine or He Would Have Handled it Differently

"I got mixed up and thought I was talking to Uruguay, who all the countries push around" said Trump.

written by Al N., 27 September 2019
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Trump Asks President of Albania to Investigate Elizabeth Warren's Cousins

He has also asked the President of Georgia to "get some dirt' on Bernie Sander's housekeeper.

written by Al N., 25 September 2019
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Trump Doesn't Think the U.S. Should Help Stop the Amazon Fire

"Jeff Bezos has all that money. He should get some new firefighting equipment from Amazon Prime."

written by Al N., 25 September 2019
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Trump Has Mortgaged the White House in Order to Get Money for the Wall

He is still negotiating with a few banks about a loan on Camp David.

written by Al N., 24 September 2019
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Trump Will Station Troops In Ireland in Attempt to Get Denmark to Sell Greenland to the U.S.

While in Ireland the troops will all stay at Trumps Irish Resort.

written by Al N., 24 September 2019
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Vice-President Pence Has Air Force Two Land on Michigan's Mackinac Island

The Mackinac Island Council has set a bounty on Pence since even autos aren't allowed on the island.

written by Al N., 24 September 2019
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Trump is On the News So Much...

In a recent poll, most Americans admit they would rather watch ads or a blank TV screen than Trump.

written by Al N., 23 September 2019
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Old Photos of Canada PM Justin Trudeau Have Been Discovered of Him in Oriental Costuming and Make-up

Canada is now no longer welcome in China, Japan, Indonesia, both Koreas, and 42 other countries.

written by Al N., 20 September 2019
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Trump Announces His Wall Will Be Hot Enough to Fry an Egg On

So his wall is going to be at least 130 degrees? Will Mexico be paying the heating bill?

written by Al N., 20 September 2019
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Trump Sees the Joker Movie and Wants to Appoint Him to His Cabinet

He mentions that they can share makeup tips.

written by Al N., 17 September 2019
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Jerry Falwell Sr. Spinning in His Grave is New Energy Source

In other news, Falwell, Jr. has been kicked out of the Moral Majority.

written by Al N., 17 September 2019
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Only One Democrat Would Lose to Trump if the Election Were Held Today!

And Hillary would come a lot closer this time!

written by Al N., 14 September 2019
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Trump Bans Harry Maguire From All U.S. Media

"Enough is enough! This guy's getting more coverage than I am! How disrespectful!" Trump tweeted.

written by Al N., 14 September 2019
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Trump's Alexa Starts World War III

Trump was in the bathroom and yelled out "Launch Missile!!"

written by Al N., 13 September 2019
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Trump Invites Taliban and Al Qaeda to White House for Special Ceremony

It was the release of the "Trump Highlights Reel," which Trump hopes will bring peace to the world.

written by Al N., 12 September 2019


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