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Putin Has Stopped Taking Trump's Calls

Even soul-less, sociopathic dictators have their limits.

written by Al N., 16 September 2018
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Fox News Says Trump Has Sent Hurricane Florence to East Coast to Punish Them

In no way was Fox News trying to deflect the public's attention away from Trump's legal problems.

written by Al N., 11 September 2018
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Trump Has Solution About What to Do With all the Confederate Statues That Were Removed

I have a sculptor who can change the face on the statues to my likeness.They can be placed all over!

written by Al N., 07 September 2018
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Trump Discovers Who Failing New York Times Anonymous Editorial Writer Is

He thought it was too well written to be by Melania, but found out Sarah Sanders helped her with it.

written by Al N., 07 September 2018
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It's Not Just That Trump Hates Bob Woodward's New Book...

He's actually got a fear of ALL books or anything that requires a lot of reading with no pictures.

written by Al N., 06 September 2018
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Trump Bans Lie Detectors

"I don't see any reason for them. They never work. Witch hunt! Witch hunt! Fake News" tweeted Trump.

written by Al N., 05 September 2018
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Steve Bannon Spotted Panhandling at D.C. Metro Station

"He actually looked better than when he worked in the White House" a bystander said.

written by Al N., 30 August 2018
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Trump Tells of a Good News Source to Follow Besides Fox News

He has declared that D. Pecker's National Enquirer is much more reliable than CNN or the NY Times.

written by Al N., 30 August 2018
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Trump Upset Because Googling Himself Only Brings Up Negative Stories

Google has explained to him that it is because there are ONLY negative Trump stories, & no others.

written by Al N., 28 August 2018
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Trump Didn't Realize McCain Had Died But Had a Good Reason

He is all broken up about Aretha Franklin dying and locked himself in his room playing her records.

written by Al N., 28 August 2018
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Mueller Investigation Uncovers America's Two Biggest Secrets

They have not only uncovered Trump's tax returns, but they have found Hillary's missing e-mails!

written by Al N., 25 August 2018
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Trump's Alexa Won't Obey Him Anymore

It refuses to wake him up at 4 a.m. to start tweeting again.

written by Al N., 25 August 2018
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Trump Doesn't Understand What a Billionaire Really Is

He thought it meant someone who was more than a billion dollars in debt.

written by Al N., 25 August 2018
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Trump Slaps Huge Tariffs on all Foreign Cars Except for Russia's Lada

"It's just a coincidence, I didn't realize it was a Russian car when I decided not to tax it."

written by Al N., 12 August 2018
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Hollywood City Council Votes to Turn Trump Star Into a Trash Receptacle

"People have been throwing trash there for years anyway, so now it's legal," spoke a council person.

written by Al N., 10 August 2018
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3 Doors Down, the Only Band That Consented to Play at Trump's Inauguration, Refuse to Play for Next One

Trump has become like "Kryptonite" to them.

written by Al N., 10 August 2018
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Melania Will Watch Whatever She Wants On TV

She likes dramas where an imprisoned woman escapes, and takes bitter revenge on her former tormentor.

written by Al N., 10 August 2018
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Trump Will Start "Space Force" to Fight Space Aliens

It sounds like it's just another attempt to distract everyone from all the investigations, but he's serious!

written by Al N., 10 August 2018
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Democrats Offer to Build THREE Walls for Trump

One around Trump Tower, one for Mar-A-Lago, and one around the White House, keeping Trump trapped.

written by Al N., 10 August 2018
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The Truth About the Many Languages That Melania Trump Can Speak

It turns out that most of them are ones she made up herself.

written by Al N., 09 August 2018
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Trump Insists He Hasn't Heard Anything From the Mueller Investigation

Of course, he's instructed everyone to block all calls from anyone with a last name starting with M.

written by Al N., 09 August 2018
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New Intelligence Group Named Themselves "Q" Because They Wanted Something Their Followers Could Spell

Imagine their chagrin when they get messages addressed to Kwu and Ku and and Cue & other variations,

written by Al N., 05 August 2018
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Rudy Giuliani Admits He Doesn't Actually Know What a Tweet Is

"It's probably something to do with that Internet stuff which I don't do because it's full of porn."

written by Al N., 05 August 2018
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Giuliani Says That Cohen Tampered With the Tape but is Actually Not Sure About What "Tape" Is

Rudy thought it might be some kind of Scotch tape or duct tape.

written by Al N., 05 August 2018


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