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Where Is Prince Harry?

Is Prince Harry turning into Norman Maine of A Star Is Born?

written by K.C. Bell, 05 May 2020
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Harry And Meghan

Has Prince Harry become a stay-at-home father, while Meghan continues her Hollywood career?

written by K.C. Bell, 02 April 2020
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Pelosi's Spit Ball

Though Nancy Pelosi tore up Trump's silly speech, she could have reduced it to a series of spit-balls aiming them at Trump's nest!

written by K.C. Bell, 06 February 2020
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Alabama’s Abortion Law Footnote

Alabama’s abortion law footnote few men have noticed: Any male who is responsible for pregnancy either by rape or incest or unwanted artificial insemination will be subject to immediate castration.

written by K.C. Bell, 16 May 2019
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The Kardashians Moving Into Politics

If the Kardashians were to go into politics, they would be the Trumps.

written by K.C. Bell, 04 May 2019
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I Can Land The Plane

Both Attorney General Barr and Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein seem to compete to see who could land the Mueller Report plane. But the plane is beginning to look more like a Boeing 737 Max.

written by K.C. Bell, 26 April 2019
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Not True About Trump

No. Though the rumors are flying, Donald Trump is not going to move to the Mexican border and sit and watch for trespassers, while holding a catcher’s mitt.

written by K.C. Bell, 08 April 2019
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Maybe You Can Indict Trump

Maybe a president can’t be indicted, but Trump’s crimes of collusion with Russia happened before he became president.

written by K.C. Bell, 26 March 2019
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Hillary Clinton To Sue Donald Trump

Hillary Clinton plans to sue Donald Trump for calling her Crooked Hillary over half a million times. She's looking forward to winning and retiring at Mar-A-Lago.

written by K.C. Bell, 09 March 2019
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What Crawls Out?

Jeff Bezos says, “I prefer to stand up, roll this log over, and see what crawls out.”

Cherchez la femme.

written by K.C. Bell, 09 February 2019
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Trump’s Berlin Wall

For someone who doesn’t care about practicing safe sex with a porn star, Donald Trump is certainly a fanatic about his 'Berlin' wall.

written by K.C. Bell, 20 December 2018
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Trump's New Chief-Of-Staff Alec Baldwin

Alec Baldwin volunteers to be Trump’s new chief-of-staff.

"You're hired."

written by K.C. Bell, 11 December 2018
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George H. W. Bush Reaching His Final Destination

George H.W. Bush took a paraglider up to his final destination, floating through clouds, stars, and galaxies.

Watching the soft landing, God said, “I’ve gotta try that someday.”

"Well, hop on."

written by K.C. Bell, 01 December 2018
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White House And Exorcism

The White House needs an exorcism. Like now!

written by K.C. Bell, 24 November 2018
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Seeking Asylum

You are seeking asylum, running away from trouble, and there is a North Korean, a Russian and a Saudi Arabian embassy. Which one do you choose? Fourth option: Keep running.

Trump? Any of the above.

written by K.C. Bell, 01 November 2018
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Trump's Brown People

Trump warns that the brown people are coming. That’s not as bad as the orange person.

written by K.C. Bell, 22 October 2018
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Trump Said News Media The Enemy

Trump said the news media was the enemy of the people. Saudi newsman Jamal Khashoggi was critical of the Saudi government, then goes missing in the Saudi Embassy in Turkey? Looks like a green light.

written by K.C. Bell, 14 October 2018
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Be Best In Africa?

Better if Melania Trump had stayed home and lectured her husband about BE BEST treatment of victims of sexual abuse. Children of Africa are already basically good.

written by K.C. Bell, 05 October 2018
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Judge Kavanaugh Deciding A Case?

Anyone, including Senator Lindsey Graham, want a jay-walking ticket decided by a nose-sniffing-up-to-his-eyebrow, conspiratorial, vocally-incontinent, boozy Judge Brett Kavanaugh? Nah. Pay the fine.

written by K.C. Bell, 29 September 2018
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Kavanaugh’s Daily Diary As Proof Of His Innocence

Brett Kavanaugh has submitted his prep school diary as proof of his innocence. So, if the FBI is accepting daily diaries as proof of innocence, is it too late for Bill Cosby to run one up?

written by K.C. Bell, 26 September 2018
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Senator Meghan McCain

Isn’t it about time, Meghan McCain gets back on that horse and runs for her father’s seat as U. S. Senator from Arizona?

written by K.C. Bell, 02 September 2018
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Fake Friend

Surprise, surprise! Apparently, Omarosa was Trump’s fake friend. This is definitely sad.

written by K.C. Bell, 14 August 2018
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The King Of England?

Trump thought and may still believe there is a King of England. Though Queen Elizabeth’s husband is known as Prince Philip, he is not a King. He also has retired and wasn't around for Trump's visit.

written by K.C. Bell, 06 August 2018
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NRA In Financial Crisis

NRA is in a financial crisis. That is such a tragedy and loss. Please, a minute of silence... Well, that's over with. Now, let's kill Bambi with a crossbow.

written by K.C. Bell, 05 August 2018


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