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Trump Didn’t Attend Funeral Of John Lewis

Three living presidents went to the funeral of Congressman John Lewis. Trump was a no-show. “He didn’t go to my inauguration.”

True. Trump's inauguration was a national funeral, too.

written by K.C. Bell, 04 August 2020

Trump And Statue Of Liberty

“And some I assume are good people.” What a stingy escalator welcome by Donald Trump. The Statue of Liberty says: “Give me your tired, your poor…yearning to breathe free...I lift my lamp...”

written by K.C. Bell, 01 August 2020

Trump's Rally Crowds

Donald Trump's outdoor rally crowd gathering at airfields is so small, (also called puny) the group could be fitted in Air Force One, with a few standing on the steps.

written by K.C. Bell, 01 August 2020

Harry And Meghan

Harry found a mother in Meghan, and Meghan found a career launch in Harry. Only Meghan's career launch hasn’t fired up.

written by K.C. Bell, 30 July 2020

Donald Trump's New Coronavirus Expert

Why, isn’t it surprising that Donald Trump’s new coronavirus expert, Dr. Stella Immanuel, believes in alien pregnancy, demon sperm, and taking Hydroxychloroquine? Putin can't believe his good fortune.

written by K.C. Bell, 30 July 2020

Republican Convention In House Of Representatives?

Donald Trump would love to have his Republican Convention in the House of Representatives, but guess whose permission he would need? Yep! Nancy Pelosi.

written by K.C. Bell, 24 July 2020

Uncle Donald And Children

Remember, Donald Trump, put children in cages at the border and now insists on putting children in schools during this coronavirus pandemic. Thinks he cares more about the children or economy?

written by K.C. Bell, 15 July 2020

Trump And Dystopia

Trump predicts a dystopian future if Biden is elected. The present is the dystopian United States. There's more to the job than grabbing a woman by the pussy.

written by K.C. Bell, 15 July 2020

Melania Trump After The White House

After Melania Trump's time spent in the White House, she might return to Slovenia where she owns half the country. Smart real estate investor, the former Ms. Knauss could also run for president.

written by K.C. Bell, 12 July 2020

Jared Kushner's Future

Looking to the future, Jared Kushner is considering the offer to manage a Nordstrom's in Djibouti.

written by K.C. Bell, 12 July 2020

Ivanka Trump

Ivanka Trump was seen reading the want ads.

written by K.C. Bell, 12 July 2020

History And Trump

It is inevitable historians will list Donald Trump as one of the worst presidents of the United States, and that he was helped into the White House by Vladimir Putin.

written by K.C. Bell, 12 July 2020

Trump Cover Up

Since Donald Trump looks better wearing a mask, he might consider wearing a hazmat suit during the campaign.

written by K.C. Bell, 11 July 2020

Trump Wearing A Mask

Actually, Donald Trump looks better when he wears a mask.

written by K.C. Bell, 11 July 2020

Donald Trump Paid A Friend To Take His SAT Exam?

No wonder Donald Trump taps his head with his little finger when he says, "I'm a very intelligent person."

written by K.C. Bell, 08 July 2020

Trump And The Nazis

Will Donald Trump include Nazis in his National Garden Of Heroes? Or maybe they'll have a Garden of their own to include Confederate generals.

written by K.C. Bell, 05 July 2020

Peaceful Protesters Versus Russian Bounty Hunters

President Trump was too busy fighting peaceful protesters in front of a church to go after Russia for putting a bounty on the lives of U.S. soldiers.

written by K.C. Bell, 29 June 2020

Where Is Prince Harry?

Is Prince Harry turning into Norman Maine of A Star Is Born?

written by K.C. Bell, 05 May 2020

Harry And Meghan

Has Prince Harry become a stay-at-home father, while Meghan continues her Hollywood career?

written by K.C. Bell, 02 April 2020

Pelosi's Spit Ball

Though Nancy Pelosi tore up Trump's silly speech, she could have reduced it to a series of spit-balls aiming them at Trump's nest!

written by K.C. Bell, 06 February 2020

Alabama’s Abortion Law Footnote

Alabama’s abortion law footnote few men have noticed: Any male who is responsible for pregnancy either by rape or incest or unwanted artificial insemination will be subject to immediate castration.

written by K.C. Bell, 16 May 2019

The Kardashians Moving Into Politics

If the Kardashians were to go into politics, they would be the Trumps.

written by K.C. Bell, 04 May 2019

I Can Land The Plane

Both Attorney General Barr and Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein seem to compete to see who could land the Mueller Report plane. But the plane is beginning to look more like a Boeing 737 Max.

written by K.C. Bell, 26 April 2019

Not True About Trump

No. Though the rumors are flying, Donald Trump is not going to move to the Mexican border and sit and watch for trespassers, while holding a catcher’s mitt.

written by K.C. Bell, 08 April 2019

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