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Trump’s Berlin Wall

For someone who doesn’t care about practicing safe sex with a porn star, Donald Trump is certainly a fanatic about his 'Berlin' wall.

written by K.C. Bell, 20 December 2018
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Trump's New Chief-Of-Staff Alec Baldwin

Alec Baldwin volunteers to be Trump’s new chief-of-staff.

"You're hired."

written by K.C. Bell, 11 December 2018
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George H. W. Bush Reaching His Final Destination

George H.W. Bush took a paraglider up to his final destination, floating through clouds, stars, and galaxies.

Watching the soft landing, God said, “I’ve gotta try that someday.”

"Well, hop on."

written by K.C. Bell, 01 December 2018
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White House And Exorcism

The White House needs an exorcism. Like now!

written by K.C. Bell, 24 November 2018
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Seeking Asylum

You are seeking asylum, running away from trouble, and there is a North Korean, a Russian and a Saudi Arabian embassy. Which one do you choose? Fourth option: Keep running.

Trump? Any of the above.

written by K.C. Bell, 01 November 2018
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Trump's Brown People

Trump warns that the brown people are coming. That’s not as bad as the orange person.

written by K.C. Bell, 22 October 2018
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Trump Said News Media The Enemy

Trump said the news media was the enemy of the people. Saudi newsman Jamal Khashoggi was critical of the Saudi government, then goes missing in the Saudi Embassy in Turkey? Looks like a green light.

written by K.C. Bell, 14 October 2018
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Be Best In Africa?

Better if Melania Trump had stayed home and lectured her husband about BE BEST treatment of victims of sexual abuse. Children of Africa are already basically good.

written by K.C. Bell, 05 October 2018
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Judge Kavanaugh Deciding A Case?

Anyone, including Senator Lindsey Graham, want a jay-walking ticket decided by a nose-sniffing-up-to-his-eyebrow, conspiratorial, vocally-incontinent, boozy Judge Brett Kavanaugh? Nah. Pay the fine.

written by K.C. Bell, 29 September 2018
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Kavanaugh’s Daily Diary As Proof Of His Innocence

Brett Kavanaugh has submitted his prep school diary as proof of his innocence. So, if the FBI is accepting daily diaries as proof of innocence, is it too late for Bill Cosby to run one up?

written by K.C. Bell, 26 September 2018
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Senator Meghan McCain

Isn’t it about time, Meghan McCain gets back on that horse and runs for her father’s seat as U. S. Senator from Arizona?

written by K.C. Bell, 02 September 2018
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Fake Friend

Surprise, surprise! Apparently, Omarosa was Trump’s fake friend. This is definitely sad.

written by K.C. Bell, 14 August 2018
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The King Of England?

Trump thought and may still believe there is a King of England. Though Queen Elizabeth’s husband is known as Prince Philip, he is not a King. He also has retired and wasn't around for Trump's visit.

written by K.C. Bell, 06 August 2018
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NRA In Financial Crisis

NRA is in a financial crisis. That is such a tragedy and loss. Please, a minute of silence... Well, that's over with. Now, let's kill Bambi with a crossbow.

written by K.C. Bell, 05 August 2018
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Kavanaugh Nominated For Philippine Supreme Court?

Trump’s Supreme Court nominee Kavanaugh says Trump can’t be sued, indicted, or investigated. Even if caught stealing White House silver? Quick, somebody tell Kavanaugh he’s not in the Philippines.

written by K.C. Bell, 15 July 2018
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The Queen Takes A Knee

The Queen of England takes a knee in front of Trump during the playing of the Stars Spangle Banner, joining the protest.

written by K.C. Bell, 13 July 2018
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Melania's Dress For Supper At Blenheim Palace

Melania Trump's dress for supper at Blenheim Palace was hailed by Fox News as, "Making her look like a princess." Well, she sort of looked more like Blanche Dubois.

written by K.C. Bell, 13 July 2018
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Giuliani: Mueller Probe Is Corrupt

Mueller probe most corrupt Giuliani has ever seen. Well, yeah! Every letter, email, bank record and cover up opens another can of worms and uncovers more corruption. The snowflake is just overwhelmed.

written by K.C. Bell, 11 July 2018
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I.C.E. Dress Code

Do I.C.E. or U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement workers wear black shirts?

written by K.C. Bell, 05 July 2018
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Trump Versus Roosevelt

If Trump had been president instead of Franklin Delano Roosevelt, he would have taken Hitler’s side. Now, Trump is taking Putin's side.

written by K.C. Bell, 27 June 2018
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Inspector General’s Report Is Out

Much like a school report card, the Inspector General’s report is out and James Comey received an F for failure. Who’ve guess? Because he gave the world Donald Trump, he should have received a Z.

written by K.C. Bell, 14 June 2018
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United States Tripped Down The Rabbit Hole

Guess what? The United States tripped down the rabbit hole, with Putin's help, and Trump is the new Queen of Hearts! "I can pardon myself by executive order!"

Nah! Tell it to the bone spurs. Sad...

written by K.C. Bell, 04 June 2018
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Name Calling Trump

What do you call the daughter holding her cute little boy while her father’s policy is to rip away babies and children from their mothers and fathers? Armpit? Kneecap? No. She’s called Daddy’s Girl.

written by K.C. Bell, 01 June 2018
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Referendum To Ban And Remove Trump

Gosh, since Ireland was successful with their referendum to remove the ban on abortion, can the U.S. have a referendum to ban and remove Trump?

written by K.C. Bell, 26 May 2018


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