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Fish And Chips Blamed For UK Obesity Crisis.
A Government Health Spokesman said clearly we needed a change for the batter.
written by asphyxiation, 03 July 2012
Clarkson To Follow Ramsey In Prison Cookery Show
'Top Gear' to take on whole new meaning.
written by asphyxiation, 03 July 2012
Two Lorries Containing Playground Equipment Collided Today.
Efforts to clear the debris were hampered by bad weather. A Police spokesman described it as "swings and roundabouts".
written by asphyxiation, 27 June 2012
A High Street Camping Store Has Announced New Staff Training Measures.
A recent participant described it as "in-tents".
written by asphyxiation, 27 June 2012
Eddie Izzard Found Collapsed After Latest Marathon Attempt.
He was said to be in "dis-dress"
written by asphyxiation, 27 June 2012
Teachers Slam Phonics Screening Check For 6 Year Olds
claiming it will 'C-on-f-use K-ids'.
written by asphyxiation, 21 June 2012
Doctors At An NHS Funded Clinic
specialising in the treatment of Bulimia, have threatened to go on hunger strike today over pay and working conditions.
written by asphyxiation, 21 June 2012
Boots Chemist To Launch its New 'Polite' Range
Boots have decided the time is right to combine its Make Up Section with its Drug Range. It will be known as Complementary Medicine .
written by asphyxiation, 21 June 2012
Falkland Islanders Told To Defend Themselves
Due to armed forces cut backs the islanders have been advised to defend themselves using turd'pedos. They will be guided by the latest Sat-Lav Technology
written by asphyxiation, 12 June 2012
Irish Scientists Have Created The Worlds Thinest Glass
it is said to be so thin go can almost see through it
written by asphyxiation, 12 June 2012
Latest Strike News
The Ramblers Association have threatened a mass walkout. It will take place on the one sunny weekend in August.
written by asphyxiation, 12 June 2012
Manchester United To Launch New Product Line
it is to be known as Man U Facturers
written by asphyxiation, 03 June 2012
Sheepdog Trials Latest.
In a dramatic climax yesterday, four Border Collies were convicted of harassing sheep .
written by asphyxiation, 03 June 2012
Andy Murray was attacked by two Mafioso at The French Open
He defended himself with the first thing that came to hand, later describing it as a protection racket.
written by asphyxiation, 03 June 2012
BNP Leader Nick Griffin
has been banned from a school sportsday after refusing to take part in a mixed race.
written by asphyxiation, 31 May 2012
Wikipedia crashed earlier today
after an eight letter word appeared in The Sun
written by asphyxiation, 31 May 2012
Queen to sue Tetleys over copyright infringement
she is said to be demanding Royal Teas
written by asphyxiation, 31 May 2012
A washing line thief is to appeal his conviction
after describing his original trial as complete pants
written by asphyxiation, 28 May 2012
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