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Cable's Cabal
The Lib Dem party conference is going on at the moment. If anyone's looking for a party that has less impact in the House of Commons than a lingering fart
written by Backandtotheleft, 19 September 2017
Changing Of The (mobile phone) Card
Mobile phones in most villages in the Carlisle area are to be replaced with smoke signals as Brexit takes a full tight grip
written by Backandtotheleft, 05 June 2017
Chastising Chester
Writers in Chester are to be prosecuted for grammatical errors found in news spoofs,.
written by Backandtotheleft, 05 June 2017
Breaking News!
Breaking News! Breaking news now illegal in Sweden
written by Backandtotheleft, 14 October 2016
Complaints
Breaking Ironic News: Man uses internet to complain about sleaze on TV
written by Backandtotheleft, 26 May 2016
Get Me Back In
A mum laughed so hard at a Michael McIntyre gig she went into labour! Unsurprisingly upon arrival the baby demanded to go back in
written by Backandtotheleft, 07 November 2015
Merseyside Blindside
A Liverpool fan snuck into the Merseyside derby by pretending he was disabled. Don't know why there's outrage half of Liverpool are normally running a disability scam
written by Backandtotheleft, 07 November 2015
Dire Dier
"Utility" player Eric Dier is in the England squad. They call him a "Utility" player because he plays like a toilet.
written by Backandtotheleft, 07 November 2015
Missile Smile
Britain and France will work together in developing the next generation of missiles. Much like the old ones they'll primarily be used in hitting hospitals and schools by accident
written by Backandtotheleft, 07 November 2015
Breakfast Time
Benefit fraud jumped to £1.3billion a year last year! Which is just enough to pay for Iain Duncan Smiths breakfast
written by Backandtotheleft, 07 November 2015
Porn Peers
Peers in the House of Lords believe young people are under pressure to act like porn stars. Agreed. People are always trying to do plumbing with no qualifications
written by Backandtotheleft, 07 November 2015
Eat The Rich
MPs want to bring back fox hunting. So they can get in practice for when they chase the greatest game of all. The poor
written by Backandtotheleft, 31 August 2015
Bond Villain
Scientists have found sharks that live in a "active underground volcano" or as I call it "Bond villain HQ"
written by Backandtotheleft, 31 August 2015
Robbie Apology
Robbie Williams has apologised for boozy Brits holidaying in Spain. So I'll take this chance to apologise for Robbie Williams
written by Backandtotheleft, 31 August 2015
Different Directions
One Direction are to pursue solo projects. So instead of one terrible album were getting five. Hang on....lads get back together!
written by Backandtotheleft, 31 August 2015
Arrested Development
Two drunk Man United fans were arrested on Wednesday. Sources say they were talking about winning the Champions league
written by Backandtotheleft, 31 August 2015
Celebration Centre
The MOD have spent "£2million" on parties in the last year! Celebrating the success of Iraq, Libya and Afghanistan I presume
written by Backandtotheleft, 31 August 2015
SNP P-Off
The SNP want to lower the retirement age in Scotland because their life expectancy is shorter. Same reasoning suggests we give drug addicts time off from work because their often so fucking high
written by Backandtotheleft, 12 April 2015
Afford This
David Cameron has promised to double the amount of "cut price started homes" so expect a shanty town to be built on the outskirts of Leeds
written by Backandtotheleft, 11 March 2015
Tory Toffs
The Tories say that the "North will not be left behind" as Britain prospers. Of course it won't. We'll be concreted over to make a car park for everyone in London's second cars
written by Backandtotheleft, 08 February 2015
Stupid Kid Back Then
Experts are warning parents against the dangers of "Loom bands" as 4 children got them stuck up in their nose. Shouldn't we just be warning parents about the stupidity of their children?
written by Backandtotheleft, 08 February 2015
Statistics
Deaths from heart disease are falling as more Brits commit suicide at a earlier age
written by Backandtotheleft, 08 February 2015
The Grim Face Of Politics
Ed Miliband, Alex Salmond and Stephen Gault in a governmental coalition? The political equivalent of wanking with sandpaper
written by Backandtotheleft, 08 February 2015
Kate In Sickness Fear
Princess Kate has been told to "stay away from work" due to her morning sickness. How will the economy cope without her smiling and waving when told?
written by Backandtotheleft, 02 October 2014
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