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Snoop Doggie Dog patents Mary Jane
After years of just smoking his baby, Snoop Doggy Dog filed an application to the United States Trademark Office for a patent on sweet Mary Jane. Snoop Doggie Dog could not be reached for comment.
written by Alvin Taveras, 21 October 2011
Herman Cain Takes Voice Lessons from Samuel Jackson
Herman Cain has been seen with Samuel Jackson on a weekly basis the day before the Republican presidential debates. The waitress in the restaurant says it sounds like the mashing of the tongue.
written by Alvin Taveras, 21 October 2011
Ron Artest's New Nickname is Hashtags
After Ron Artest's friend Global Green Giant, came to him and told him what Twitter hashtags meant, Metta World Peace said that he would rename his nickname on NBA Live 2012 Maybe, hashtags.
written by Alvin Taveras, 21 October 2011
Bristol Palin Joins Occupy Wall St. to Piss Mom Off
After Sarah Palin refused to watch Bristol's kid since she had plans to watch the wolves race each other that night, Bristol Palin swore she would join Occupy St. and denounce the Tea Party.
written by Alvin Taveras, 21 October 2011
Ron Paul Admits Sarah Palin is Missing Puzzle Piece
It was hard for Ron Paul to believe how all this time no one on the debate stage ever mentioned anything about Sarah Palin. He says, "Perry and Romney would not have thrown punches at each other.
written by Alvin Taveras, 21 October 2011
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