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Elon Musk wins Recording Contract
Pacemaker recoverees worldwide are thrilled now that "Don't Doubt Yer Vibe" is part of many "get up and go" dance rehab programs for open heart surgery patients. "It's got a good beat!" said one.
written by Madame George, 10 March 2020
Barium Alert averted
Relieved chemical societies have once again been allowed the symbol for barium on the Big chart.Law enforcement reps explain the psych assessment had been over-rigorous. They now spell relief _ p-o-o.
written by Madame George, 05 March 2020
TESLA FARTS - UNLEASH THE CLOUD
"I woke up in the middle of the night, and thought someone had zapped me with a cattle prod", said a marketing rep." A slightly sarcastic angel from space, sent to save us ...again? Go, World Peace.
written by Madame George, 05 March 2020
CAR FART OVERALLS - PROTECT YOURSELF!
Turns out it's not about being a gas bag, after all....
written by Madame George, 05 March 2020
TESLA FARTS - UNLEASH THE CLOUD
"I thought someone had zapped me with a cattle prod", said a marketing rep." A slightly sarcastic angel from space, sent to save us all from ourselves....again? Go, World Peace.
written by Madame George, 05 March 2020
Marines black ops coverage by Alien Sphincter Symbol
Recent reports indicate sightings of sphincter imprints - or kissy face lips - on airport windows, along with bug nappings. Officials worry there may be someone shouting "kiss my ass" silently.
written by Madame George, 05 March 2020
FUNDING COMBINED WITH ART THERAPY FOR RCMP
British Columbia announced they will allow overdrafts on all RCMP expenses, IF the processing clerk draws a little crown on the claim, and writes "SPECIAL NEEDS" in large black letters, topside.
written by Madame George, 15 November 2019
"Mar-a-Lago not injury directive" - Lego Rep.
In a confused statement, Lego toys denied any involvement with an outbreak of broken legs among rugby players, and strongly denounces any misuse of their toys for any reason - especially spelling.
written by Madame George, 08 October 2019
TESLA soliciting FART sounds for S3 updates
TESLA wants your fart sounds! CEO Elon Musk invited all potential famous farts to submit their "inner sounds" online for "The S3 Good Thing" car farts contest. What a Classical Gas! Is it YOUR fart?
written by Madame George, 08 October 2019
Hair Stylists unite Name New Styles of the Century
Top 5 Style Makers - 2019:
1. Boris Johnson - "Explodo Head".
2. Donald Trump - "Cliff Hanger."
3. Tilda Swinton - "Pippin loves us all."
4. TBA
5. Marilyn Manson "Black is - paint this, bitch."
written by Madame George, 04 September 2019
New Slug Family Classified - not Recognized
Richard Dawkins, famous atheist, has refused to recognize a new slug family classification identified by University of Warwick biology researchers, stating their winged shapes make them unfeasible.
written by Madame George, 04 September 2019
Stranded Alien Signalled The Pope
The Pope called an immediate balcony audience to wave in an alien who had signalled for emergency landing directions. "JP II says Luv U" beamed the aliens using light bursts in Morse Code. "QE tutu".
written by Madame George, 04 September 2019
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