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FUNDING COMBINED WITH ART THERAPY FOR RCMP
British Columbia announced they will allow overdrafts on all RCMP expenses, IF the processing clerk draws a little crown on the claim, and writes "SPECIAL NEEDS" in large black letters, topside.
written by Madame George, 15 November 2019
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"Mar-a-Lago not injury directive" - Lego Rep.
In a confused statement, Lego toys denied any involvement with an outbreak of broken legs among rugby players, and strongly denounces any misuse of their toys for any reason - especially spelling.
written by Madame George, 08 October 2019
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TESLA soliciting FART sounds for S3 updates
TESLA wants your fart sounds! CEO Elon Musk invited all potential famous farts to submit their "inner sounds" online for "The S3 Good Thing" car farts contest. What a Classical Gas! Is it YOUR fart?
written by Madame George, 08 October 2019
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Hair Stylists unite Name New Styles of the Century
Top 5 Style Makers - 2019:
1. Boris Johnson - "Explodo Head".
2. Donald Trump - "Cliff Hanger."
3. Tilda Swinton - "Pippin loves us all."
4. TBA
5. Marilyn Manson "Black is - paint this, bitch."
written by Madame George, 04 September 2019
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New Slug Family Classified - not Recognized
Richard Dawkins, famous Atheist, has refused to recognize a new slug family classification identified by University of Warwick biology researchers, stating their winged shapes make them unfeasible.
written by Madame George, 04 September 2019
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Stranded Alien Signalled The Pope
The Pope called an immediate balcony audience to wave in an alien who had signalled for emergency landing directions. "JP II says Luv U" beamed the aliens using light bursts in Morse Code. "QE tutu".
written by Madame George, 04 September 2019
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