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RebeKKKaaaah Brooks Resigns

Ding dong the witch is dead, the witch is dead, the witch is dead, the wicked witch is dead!

written by Alex99, 15 July 2011

Spoof Writer Issued With Restraining Order

A mystery blonde who does not even know her own name or even why she is on Earth has got police to issue a restraing order banning a Spoof! writer from getting within spoofing distance of her.

written by Alex99, 10 July 2011 Goes Bust

The above dotcom with the dumbest name went bust following the murder of its virtual gigolo, Akirasan by an enraged husband Ohashi Shindo.

written by Alex99, 10 July 2011

Rebeckaaaah Brooks Presumed Dead

Police have given up all hope of finding Rebeckaaaaaah Brooks alive after she went missing.'We deleted her messages crying for help as it was in the public interest to do so,' said PC Fat Atkins.

written by Alex99, 06 July 2011

Fifty Killed in Church of Satan Massacre During Songs of Praise Broadcast

Fifty rabbits were slaughtered at the church of satan led by Magus Last Emperor Kim Jong Ill during the BBC's first ever Songs of Praise broadcast at Hell's Kitchen on July 3rd.

written by Alex99, 05 July 2011

Frogs Annexe New York and threaten nuclear war with rest of the USA

Armies of frogs led by goats took over New York yesterday and threatened to launch nuclear war on the USA after they discovered that they had been the principal ingredients in Big Macs since 1956.

written by Alex99, 30 June 2011

60 Murders Plus Axed

The new internet TV show called 60 Murders Plus was axed last night after viewers complained that only 52 people were killed in the pilot episode.

written by Alex99, 28 June 2011

Hydra Inasion of Swindon Narrowly Averted

Residents of Swindon had a lucky escape yesterday after a UFO crash landed full of Hydras on a health tourism trip.

written by Alex99, 27 June 2011

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