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Federal Government declares August "White History Month"
Congress announced today that Aug. is now officially White History Month. "It came down to August being the hottest, longest, most oppressive month of the year," Pres. Obama said. "It fit the theme."
written by Moustafa Rex, 11 August 2011
Scientists claim cigarettes do not cause cancer
A 2-year study by the University of Phoenix has turned the health science community upside down. The study found carcinogens come from cigarette lighters. "We promise this time. They are safe."
written by Moustafa Rex, 25 July 2011
Ego in ICU, on life support
A man's ego is on life support after being shattered by a Google Alert bearing the man's name. Alert set 3 years ago and forgotten. Excited man's ego damaged after realizing alert about someone else.
written by Moustafa Rex, 24 July 2011
NASA researchers release 50-year monkey study
Between 1948 and 1961, the US blasted 14 monkeys into space, and 72 percent of them died. A half-century of studies reveal monkeys not designed for space travel. *Story Developing* Pink Slips at 11.
written by Moustafa Rex, 24 July 2011
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