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A total of 47countries have signed a petition complaining about stuff that Americans aren't interested in.

written by Harry Porter, 10 October 2006

Sicilian Mafia fun run

a 10km fun run has been organised by the Siciilan Mafia in its contiued effort to improve its global image.

written by Harry Porter, 10 October 2006

Slovenia denies nuke deal

Officials in Slovenia's capital, Ljubljana, have denied trying to buy a nuclear bomb on eBay and from North Korea.

written by Harry Porter, 10 October 2006

Let There Be Power

The power of prayer has been successfully harnessed to run the first ever refrigerator in the remote village of Baulang, Ghana.

written by Harry Porter, 28 September 2004

Stews Head for the Middle East

The Iraqi capital Baghdad has been selected to host the 2005 International Casserole Championships. Thai Red Curry was this year’s winner in Reykjavik, Iceland.

written by Harry Porter, 28 September 2004

Hong Kong Bed Ban

Super kingsize beds have been outlawed in Hong Kong because of the volume of damage caused in carrying them to upstairs apartments.

written by Harry Porter, 28 September 2004

Idiot Challenges the Idiotic

The official village idiot in a medieval English hamlet has been elected mayor by residents as a protest over Home Secretary David Blunkett’s new laws governing the height of hedgerows.

written by Harry Porter, 31 August 2004

Pensioners go to Pot

Three pensioners will appear in Northampton Magistrates Court later this week, charged with possession of cannabis. All are residents of the controversial Tambourine Mansions care home.

written by Harry Porter, 17 August 2004

Thou shalt obey me

The UK government is to try to pass laws criminalising incitement of religious hatred, Home Secretary and God-apparent David Blunkett says.

written by Harry Porter, 07 July 2004

Obesity - core cause revealed

Scientists in the UK claim the alarming rise in obesity can be attributed to people eating more.

written by Harry Porter, 21 June 2004

SNP rumours ignored

Rumours that Scottish Nationalist leader John Swinney is stand down because of dwindling interest in the Party have been largely ignored. An SNP spokesman said: “Whatever… who cares?”

written by Harry Porter, 21 June 2004

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