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The Ins and Outs of the Transfer Window #5
"We don't just buy anyone!" claims Roberto Mancini as he stood by the revolving door at the City of Manchester Stadium.
written by masterchev, 21 January 2011
The Ins and Outs of the Transfer Window #4
"The Beckham Saga"
Beckham seeks guy from Go Compare advert to give him cheaper insurance as the posh twat seeks a start for Spurs Reserves.
written by masterchev, 21 January 2011
The Ins and Outs of the Transfer Window #3
Liverpool's "King" Kenny Dalglish sighted at Aldi searching for "quality buy"
written by masterchev, 21 January 2011
The Ins and Outs of the Transfer Window #2
More French immigrants detained at Calais as Wenger looks to mount a title race.
written by masterchev, 21 January 2011
The Ins and Outs of the Transfer Window #1
David Moyes will buy top defender "G. Wall of China" on loan from Shanghai in a bid to buy a defence which cannot be breached.
written by masterchev, 21 January 2011
Burger King set to open in Indonesia
They've got one in Pompei. Why not build one near another natural disaster site?
written by masterchev, 29 October 2010
Satirical Writer visits Pompei: thoughts.
"Once you see one ruin, you've seen them all"
"I'll show them a decent ruin. I call her my ex"
"Very realistic. Including the security cameras"
written by masterchev, 29 October 2010
Indonesia Going Through "Shit Time"
Volcanoes. Earthquakes. And now Paul the Octopus being denied a decent funeral there. It's all getting a bit too much.
written by masterchev, 29 October 2010
France still striking
Shame they couldn't do that in the world cup.
written by masterchev, 29 October 2010
UK gives aids to Africa
1,000,000 office "secretaries" to be sent following budget cuts.
written by masterchev, 29 October 2010
Britain to share aircraft hangar with France
"You bring petrol. We'll bring slaves"
written by masterchev, 18 October 2010
Classified Ad #8
Wanted: Petrol. Will trade for Romanian cheerleading squad. Offers to Sarkozy.
written by masterchev, 18 October 2010
China votes for next leader
Chop Suey expected to beat Kung Fu in elections.
written by masterchev, 18 October 2010
Classified Ad #7
Wanted: a decent sheep and an umbrella to complete stereotypical image of Welshman.
written by masterchev, 15 October 2010
Classified Ad #7
Selling: Ayegbeni Yakubu. Has been malnourished for years now. Requires constant feeding to be of any worth. And contact lenses.
written by masterchev, 13 October 2010
What we found in the mine, by a Chilean person
Two hundred pounds of salami; three rare diamonds; one flying sheep and a dying language spoken only on the Isle of Man. Underequipped? Hardly.
written by masterchev, 13 October 2010
Welsh revving up a gear
Following hammering by Neutral Swiss. Final score: 4 to the Big Cheeses; and Tobler-ONE to the Welsh minnows
written by masterchev, 13 October 2010
Miners staying down there...
Not coming out until Maggie Thatcher is long gone.
written by masterchev, 13 October 2010
New University Challenge Starts Next Year...
As protestors seek to riot against Cleggy Weggy's plans to double tuition fees. Adult rating introduced for first time ever.
written by masterchev, 13 October 2010
Classified Ad #6
For Sale: Steven Gerrard. Free to a good home. Housetrained. Only punches DJs and Everton players. Barely English: will fit in in a foreign environment. Doesn't like being left alone for too long. $$
written by masterchev, 11 October 2010
Classified Ad #5
Wanted: anyone who has ever sung on X-Factor to perform Charity single for Panda Aid. Will pay in bamboo leaves proportionate to their weight.
written by masterchev, 10 October 2010
Classified Ad #4
Wanted. Space on X-Factor Live Finals to avoid firing squad. Will pay handsomely.
written by masterchev, 10 October 2010
Advertisement No 2
Wanted: Plutonium. Send to Iran in a box of socks. We don't want anyone to know what we're' up to.
written by masterchev, 10 October 2010
Classified Ad #3
Wanted. Bubble wrap. Lots of bubble wrap. Used to contain puppy I intend to throw in garbage next tuesday. Love, Anon.
written by masterchev, 10 October 2010
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