Showing breaking news satire snippets written by Herrdoktorfox.

Show all snippets.

Chim Chim Cher-ee

After exposing her box to the world Kanye West calls in Dyno-Rod to clear out the debris.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 09 March 2016

Shearings five Countries Explorer coach holidays very popular with Syrian refugees

Channel 4 considering new series of coach trip with 'mixed bag' of refugees slugging it out.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 20 September 2015

Malaysian Protesters Demand PM's Resignation..

..............send them over here and with luck we can get rid of Do-nothing-Dave!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 31 August 2015

X-Factor opening edition down 1million viewers compared to 2014.

....keep up the good work and this crap could sink like the Titanic within weeks

written by Herrdoktorfox, 31 August 2015

Corbyn's Coffee Cup Sold On eBay For £51

Camerons underpants struggling at .99p or 'Buy it now' 50p

written by Herrdoktorfox, 28 August 2015

Do-nothing-Dave to emigrate to Australia to avoid worsening migrant crisis

..........begins surf board training while on holiday in Cornwall.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 August 2015

PM Wants 'Conversation' About Killer Seagulls

right on Dave then afterwards....if you have time perhaps we can discuss world poverty, world wars, child abuse and other petty matters!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 18 July 2015

Rail workers near-miss with 100mph train

....."what der feck was dat!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 17 July 2015

Secure Zone At Calais To Tackle Migrant Crisis

............surely more cost effective to buy a box of grenades?

written by Herrdoktorfox, 14 July 2015

Football Pitch-Length Fatberg Found In Wales

Eric Pickles denies visiting Powys.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 12 July 2015

Teenager Electrocuted On Train Is Named

Dick Heaad.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 12 July 2015

Migrant Found Dead In Channel Tunnel down 300,000 to go!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 07 July 2015

Damon Albarn Carried Off Stage After Epic Set

Duracell endorsment package renegotiated.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 06 July 2015

Best of Five?

Princess Charlotte's Five Godparents Revealed.....Dopey. Sneezy, Grumpy, Bashful and Sleepy....Doc and Happy reportedly well pissed off!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 05 July 2015

Sometimes a headline defeats satire

P Diddy Arrested Over Assault With Deadly Weapon!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 23 June 2015

Ladbrokes And Gala Coral In Talks Over Merger

..remind me to place a bet at Paddy Power cobber!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 23 June 2015

Mum Foils Plot To Blow Up Buckingham Palace

................bad Mummy!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 23 June 2015

London Underground Reveals Night Tube Map....

"Let your Oyster start a journey through a strange new world
Leave all thoughts of the life you knew before
Let the tube take you where you long to be.
.....knee deep in vomit on the floor".

written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 June 2015

Al Qaeda in Yemen has announced the death of its leader, Nasir al Wuhayshi, in a US drone strike

could not have happened to a nicer guy!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 16 June 2015

Jeb Bush Kicks Off 2016 White House Bid

Jed Clampett decides to follow suit, ye haw!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 16 June 2015

Grimshaw And Ora Are 'Excited' X Factor Judges

Jesus H Christ can this crap get any worse!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 16 June 2015

Police find 25 'illegal Immigrants' in lorry. that all, must be a slow day then?

written by Herrdoktorfox, 16 June 2015

Tourists shocked as Migrants climb into Lorry

............normally the bastards are tipping out of them!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 15 June 2015

U2 Tour Manager Found Dead In LA Hotel Room...

....after listening to their last album I know how he feels!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 28 May 2015

Send to a friend

Tell your friends about The Spoof!

RSS & Feeds

The Spoof is proud to present all stories as RSS Feeds.

More Info…

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more