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Royal family to be ejaculated to c*untryside says No 10
Hard luck, eh?
written by queen mudder, 04 February 2019
Donald Trump bans Scottish Nationalists from playing at his golf course
Apparently bags of human excrement dumped at the 19th hole proved DNA positive for ScotsGnats' leader Nicola Sturgeon, yuck!
written by queen mudder, 27 June 2015
Cardinal Dolan and Gov Chris Christie freak out about gay marriage ruling
Critics respond that they two old fogeys will just have to get a divorce like all other warring couples
written by queen mudder, 27 June 2015
WTF '20 gay-marriage jokes that ultimately helped lobotomize it?'
Surely, legitimize it??
written by queen mudder, 27 June 2015
Woman climbs up flagpole, takes down Confederate Flag and hoists own panties
Cheering locals then snap her descent down the flagpole and post pics on their InstaBareFannyGram accounts
written by queen mudder, 27 June 2015
Reports claim Simon Cowell's Beatles movie gets major music hacker
Correction! Make that backer.
written by queen mudder, 21 June 2015
'Astronaut Wives Club' debut bombs aboard International Space Station
Spacemen convinced the show has been faked 'just like NASA's moon landings'
written by queen mudder, 21 June 2015
Obama waxes lyrical about fatherhood, tampons and the family 'rock'
White House aides freaked out at all that sincerity, insist this is no time to discuss the presidenial Crack Factory
written by queen mudder, 21 June 2015
GOP now freaked out about Confederate flag above South Carolina Capitol
A pity it's taken right wingers 150 years to twig to hex that's blamed for poisoning latest insance shhoter's feeble brain
written by queen mudder, 21 June 2015
Obama bin Laden's firstborn wanted his Pa's death certificate
The collector's item described as perfect companion piece to his longform birth certificate
written by queen mudder, 21 June 2015
Ambassador reveals how Obama underwired Israel
Credits the US president with country's sturdy metal reinforced push-up bra pandemic following floppy Jewish tits criticism
written by queen mudder, 21 June 2015
What a load of hot air as Pope launches Globule Warming report
Fracking fraternity says the poisonois old gas bag is full of Zyklon-B!
written by queen mudder, 18 June 2015
Troll who claimed Obama isn't gay has been banned from Twitter
Such a slur on Da Prez's private quarters will not be tolerated in cyberspace
written by queen mudder, 28 May 2015
Clinton Foundation received $$$s in corruption-suspected FIFA bungs
Spokesperson claims it was just petty cash to pay for Hillary's plastic surgery and a head transplant for First Daughter Chelsea
written by queen mudder, 28 May 2015
Putin accuses US of messing with FIFA's Russian offside rule
Absolutely nothing wrong with footie officials receiving massive great big backhanders as long as everything's denominated in Russian Roubles
written by queen mudder, 28 May 2015
Rand Paul convinced GOP hawks created Islamic State
Jeb Bush retaliates, says Democrat Party turkeys responsible for current Jihadi mess
written by queen mudder, 28 May 2015
Fury at headlines claiming Syria's top ancient ruin threatened by ISIS take-over
That's no way to describe President Bashar al-Assad's ageing mother-in-law
written by queen mudder, 24 May 2015
Does Harvard University have a secret society that's a major force for evil?
Yale's Skull N Bones Club says Yes!
written by queen mudder, 24 May 2015
China continues excavation to unveil more Panna Cotta Worriers
Uh, make that 'Terra Cotta', panna being a sticky Italian pudding and totally unsuitable for major excavation works
written by queen mudder, 10 May 2015
Mubarak gets 3 years in the slammer for corruption charges
Muslim Bruvverhood dead chuffed at such a result
written by queen mudder, 10 May 2015
Raul Castro will go back to preying after meeting Pope Frankie
Disgusting, what a pair of dirty old men!
written by queen mudder, 10 May 2015
Carbon dioxide levels reach highs not seen for 20 million years
You can blame all that toxic hot air on dumb Brit politicians yakking their heads off before Thirsday's general election
written by queen mudder, 06 May 2015
WTF 'You can now buy John Lennon's iconic glasses'?
Half pint beer glass and highball balloon probably included with plastic coffee mug
written by queen mudder, 06 May 2015
Tuna company in hot water after worker cooked alive in six tons of fish
Let that be a karmic warning to other fishy-sounding people like Scots Nationalists Alex Salmond and Nicola Sturgeon!
written by queen mudder, 28 April 2015
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