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Election campaign in hell heats up.

The election campaign in hell began in earnest yesterday when the current lord of darkness urged electorates to stick with him and not some other guy they had no previous knowledge of.

written by John Kerruish, 16 March 2010
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Beckham world cup dream dashed by injury

Anna Wintour, U.S. editor of vogue has spoken to Victoria Beckham to commiserate over the injury that will keep the former Spice girl out of the summers column inches and photo opportunities.

written by John Kerruish, 15 March 2010
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Helping Haiti charity single 'really not helping' says Haitian president

Haitian president Rene Preval has spoken of the monumental task facing his people in rebuilding Haiti's shattered country whilst having to 'listen to that fucking awful song every five minutes'.

written by John Kerruish, 10 March 2010
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Giant Panda still not interested in sex

Giant Panda Gu Gu still not in mood for sex but may 'knock one out' sometime this evening say chinese zoo officials.

written by John Kerruish, 09 March 2010

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