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Six million wild pigs roaming the U.S. and still counting....
as yet, no greased pig contest has been planned to round them up!
written by Wumf, 26 February 2014
Cause of Swiss Avalanche Discovered....
nearby yodeler's convention!
written by Wumf, 24 February 2014
PETA Raising Funds For "Old Folks" Home....
for tortoises, tuataras, parrots, quahogs and koi.
written by Wumf, 24 February 2014
Apple Introduces New "iDad" and "iMom"
Gone are the days when kids needed old-fashioned "analog" parents!
written by Wumf, 24 February 2014
Gay bandwagon getting so full of celebrities...
it is about to collapse!
written by Wumf, 24 February 2014
Trappers Pelted with Pelts at Jamboree
Alcohol seemed to be the culprit.
written by Wumf, 24 February 2014
Miniature Yorkies Removed From "Real Dog" List
The dogs were found to be too small to be of any real use and were prone to be washed down shower drains.
written by Wumf, 24 February 2014
Onomatopoeia Stricken From Words You Can Use in Public
Studies show that using the word can take up too much time during a conversation.
written by Wumf, 24 February 2014
President Pares Productivity by Providing Parsimonious Pleasantries
Obama was a little short with White House guests on Wednesday.
written by Wumf, 24 February 2014
Most of Area Man's Fantasies Fulfilled at Saturday's Rodeo
"Horses, cowgirls, cowboys, chewing tobacco. What else could a guy ask for?" sighed local Safeway employee, Fred Jesperson.
written by Wumf, 24 February 2014
Kids 10 and under say vampires and zombies are boring....
what next, Hollywood?!
written by Wumf, 24 February 2014
Obama family dog, Bo, escaped through White House fence 9 weeks ago....
FiFi, a neighborhood poodle, gave birth today to six puppies who are named Bo Derek, Bo Jackson, Bo Bridges, Bo Geste, Bo Winkle, and Bo Diddley.
written by Wumf, 23 February 2014
Bathroom Drones, Should They be Legalized?
The Congressional Ways and Means committee will meet on the matter this week. In private.
written by Wumf, 22 February 2014
Explanation for Salvadoran Castaway's Survival....
Somali Pirates!
written by Wumf, 22 February 2014
It's Official!
The U.S. could never have a revolution because no one would quit texting long enough to participate.
written by Wumf, 22 February 2014
Facebook pays a guy $17 Billion for one app...
Holy Software!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
written by Wumf, 22 February 2014
World nominates a tough, Winston Churchill bull-dog kind of man to deal with Kim Jong-un...
Gordon Ramsey!
written by Wumf, 22 February 2014
Tourists eating at Sochi Olympics learn the hard way.....
that Russians use ALL the parts of the hog!
written by Wumf, 22 February 2014
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