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Simon Cowell at Grand National to promote new series of Britain's Got Talent
He spent the day dressed as a race marshall and was spotted by Beecher's Brook on the second lap of the race...
Flagging a dead horse
written by Bill Licks, 10 April 2011
Cockney Curb Crawling guide to Yorkshire says 'The Brass Doors in Bradford are very tasty'
Local man Stephen Griffiths agrees they are the tastiest hookers in Britain
written by Bill Licks, 30 May 2010
Dyslexic Crossbow Cannibal takes on 80's cereal advert catchphrase challenge..... and succeeds
Shreaded Whores - Bet You Can't Eat More Than Three
written by Bill Licks, 30 May 2010
Crossbow Cannibal releases new book....
Shoots, Eats and Leaves : The Zero Tolerance Guide to Prostitution
written by Bill Licks, 30 May 2010
I like Andrex Quilted toilet rolls and I like Charmin Ultra Soft. But which one's best?
There's only one way to find out....
SHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE
written by Bill Licks, 06 February 2010
Portsmouth FC announce new owner.
Avram Grant celebrates by putting on his best suit and splashing out on a new Thai.
written by Bill Licks, 04 February 2010
A record 65 million quid paid for Sculpture
He'll go straight into the Manchester City team for the away trip to Hull on Saturday.
written by Bill Licks, 03 February 2010
Simon Cowell too ill to judge Britains got talent
An irritating pain in the arse and a dribbling prick..... are left to watch the auditions on their own.
written by Bill Licks, 03 February 2010
Jordan Weds
Egypt Thurs, Yemen Fri... There's a different destination everyday on your Middle East cruise of a lifetime.
written by Bill Licks, 03 February 2010
Obama cancels Moon return project
He's a big fan of the BAFTA nominated sci-fi classic, starring Sam Rockwell, but the wife and kids wanted to watch Alvin And The Chipmunks 2 instead.
written by Bill Licks, 01 February 2010
Jigsaw killer admits it's not the first victim
He previously took a sledge hammer to a Rubik's cube when he couldn't solve that either.
written by Bill Licks, 01 February 2010
'Is it a pelanty?' asks Chris Waddle
'No it's a PENALTY you fuckwit' scream the viewers.
written by Bill Licks, 01 February 2010
Andy Murray in tears after Grand Slam
Brutal Roger leaves him red and weeping after 2 hours of punishment.
written by Bill Licks, 31 January 2010
Cameron promises 'no swingeing cuts' in first year of Tory Government
But he can't promise there won't be any whinging cu*ts in first year of Tory Government.
written by Bill Licks, 31 January 2010
Bridge in Manchester Collapses
After learning of his ex fiances affair with John Terry, Wayne goes on a bender and passes out.
written by Bill Licks, 31 January 2010
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