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Pelosi Trolls Richard 'Bigo' Barnett

Posts picture of herself sat in his pickup, as he's hauled off to jail, saying 'I'm keeping the quarter and the truck, dipshit!'

written by Nick Hobbs, 08 January 2021

Ted Cruz Has Alzheimer's

He can't seem to recall the last 4 years, after telling press he's always disagreed with Trump's rhetoric...

written by Nick Hobbs, 08 January 2021

Colonel Gaddafi's Last Words 'Don't Make Sense' Say Witnesses

Libyan leader calls for Frankie Cocozza to win X-Factor.

written by Nick Hobbs, 22 October 2011

Turmoil As X-Factor Viewing Figures Plummet

Fans turn off to watch paint dry instead.

written by Nick Hobbs, 22 October 2011

BB's Imogen Thomas To Launch Pop Career

Possible contract on cards after successfully doing gigs several times in Manchester.

written by Nick Hobbs, 23 May 2011

Katie Price: The Full Marriage Split Statement Revealed

It reads,
Alex and I have had a number of difficulties over the past few months. I accept that these were in part caused by my marrying too quickly - we all...
Ah fuck it, who really gives a shit?

written by Nick Hobbs, 18 January 2011

England Lose 2018 World Cup

Sorry, that should read 'England Lose Out On 2018 World Cup', bloody predictive text...

written by Nick Hobbs, 03 December 2010

Derek Acorah Cleared Of Handling Stolen Goods.

But then possession is nine tenths of the law!

written by Nick Hobbs, 25 November 2010

Alcohol: More Harmful Than Heroin

That's it, in a Professor Nutt-shell

written by Nick Hobbs, 01 November 2010

Church Of Jedi Wages War On The Spoof

May The Farce Be With Us.

written by Nick Hobbs, 26 October 2010

Retained Fireman Burns Down Office Block

He turned a small waste bin fire into a roaring blaze, saying "I fought fire with fire, but it didn't work!"

written by Nick Hobbs, 21 October 2010

Man Eats Cock In Busy Restaurant

"We ran out of hens breasts," says KFC manager, "all we had left were two cocks and a broiler!"

written by Nick Hobbs, 20 October 2010

Panorama Reported Fears Of Mine Collapse Before Accident.

"Bit fuckin' late now!" says Chilean President.

written by Nick Hobbs, 19 October 2010

Lemons Demonstrate As They Are Voted U.K's Least Favourite Fruit

Nations favourite, Banana's, say "they're just bitter."

written by Nick Hobbs, 19 October 2010

Louis Walsh: "Mr Lee Was A Right Mug For Taking My Advice!"

Latest X-Factor argument is just a Storm in a teacup, say pundits.

written by Nick Hobbs, 19 October 2010

Vile End To Greek Demonstration.

Peace protest ends in moussaka.

written by Nick Hobbs, 30 September 2010

Clairvoyant Quits Job.

"I saw no future in it," she says.

written by Nick Hobbs, 30 September 2010

Li-Lo Lies Low On Lilo

Star is said to be all at sea after fresh drug allegations.

written by Nick Hobbs, 27 September 2010

Bruce Forsythes Wig Sells For 50 Pence At Auction.

Buyer says 'it was a small price toupée'.

written by Nick Hobbs, 27 September 2010

Britney Flashes Body Guard.

Body guard sues her. Can't say a lot for her body, really!

written by Nick Hobbs, 09 September 2010

Honduran Shoe Factory Massacre News

Police say victims were laced with bullets.

written by Nick Hobbs, 08 September 2010

Honduran Shoe Factory Massacre Update

Police chief says gunmen must have had no sole.

written by Nick Hobbs, 08 September 2010

Honduran Shoe Factory Massacre Latest

Police say it's time the gunmen were brought to heel.

written by Nick Hobbs, 08 September 2010

18 Killed In Honduran Shoe Factory Massacre.

Police believe gunmen may have been given the boot.

written by Nick Hobbs, 08 September 2010


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