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Marvel Really Scraping the Bottom of the Barrel With New Superhero Franchise
Blah Blah edgy, Blah Blah controversial Blah Blah pushing the envelope blah blah first openly gay/straight/trans/ character blah blah empowering blah blah adult themes blah blah
written by I think I'm funny..., 03 December 2018
Brexit: May's 'Hotel California' Withdrawal Agreement Criticised
Dubbed the 'Hotel California Brexit' by Tory Backbencher and Leave campaigner James Standish MP, the Eagles song, contains the line 'You can check out any time you like, But you can never leave!'
written by I think I'm funny..., 03 December 2018
Tory MP Praises 'Aspirational' Food Bank Users
Conservative MP James Standish has praised users of his local food bank describing them as "Go-getters" and "entrepreneurial" and found their stories of Universal Credit-induced debt as inspirational.
written by I think I'm funny..., 03 December 2018
PM pays tribute to rock legend
"I was saddened to hear of the death of iconic Rock Legend, Lemmy Bowie," explained the PM "I have fond memories of listening to his track The Ace of Space Oddity"
written by I think I'm funny..., 11 January 2016
Franks Carson Died watching favourite Police Drama on DVD
Apparently it starred Robbie Coltrane
written by I think I'm funny..., 24 February 2012
Nancy Dell'Olio named as candidate for England job
Bookies have named Nancy Dell'Olio as an outside chance of becoming England Manager. Whilst no one can doubt her fancy footwork, her man management skills have been called in to question.
written by I think I'm funny..., 23 February 2012
Redknapp, Burlusconi and Ninja Turtle in Cowabunga, Bunga-Bunga Bung party
Harry Redknapp was caught up in further scandal to day when it emerged that he had been seen stepping out with with former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Burlusconi and former Ninja Turtle Leonardo at
written by I think I'm funny..., 29 January 2012
He's Behind You!
Oh know he isn't! Oh yes he is! - Serial Killer Panto receives award
written by I think I'm funny..., 02 January 2012
Pippa Middleton's Arse recognised in New Year Honours List
Pippa Middleton's Arse has been recognised in the New Year Honours list, the body part received an BUM (British Unitary Medal) for it's services to lecherous old pervs and...
written by I think I'm funny..., 02 January 2012
TV Nutritionist takes out Super-Noodle Injunction after secret stash of junk food snacks discovered
A well known TV Nutritionist has taken out a Super-Noodle Injunction after a secret hoard of junk food snacks were discovered under her bed, the Nutritionist who cannot be named for bagel reasons..
written by I think I'm funny..., 24 May 2011
Heterosexual man takes out Super-Trouper Injunction after secret Abba Collection is discovered
A straight man has taken out a Super-Trouper Injunction after his secret stash of Abba CDs were uncovered by his wife. The man who cannot be named for Swedish reasons...
written by I think I'm funny..., 22 May 2011
Third Division Footballer takes out Super-Duper-Pooper-Scooper Injunction after pet dog fouls pavement.
A third division footballer has taken out a Super Injuction after his pet dog fouled the pavement. The dog, who cannot be named for beagle reasons..
written by I think I'm funny..., 21 May 2011
Kate Middleton eh? I know I would. Fwooooor!
Nothing like a posh bird eh? I bet she's dirty, I bet she takes it up the-
written by I think I'm funny..., 08 March 2011
Pen-Pusher of the Year Awards to be Announced
With the Coalition Government cutting public services, often the first go are paper-shufflers & pen-pushers. Now these unsung heroes will get their own award - The Giant Paperclip will be awarded to..
written by I think I'm funny..., 26 February 2011
Milliband - Tories should leave the empty political rhetoric to us!
"Big Society? Pah! Leave the empty political rhetoric to Labour! "Who can forget:'Tough on Crime, Tough on the causes of crime' 'Cool Britannia' or 'The Respect Agenda'? what was I saying again?
written by I think I'm funny..., 20 February 2011
BBC News 24 to be renamed strictly come dancing
Presenter Bill Turnbull said "At least half of all our stories are about Strictly, so we felt we might as well change the name of our channel. We will now be rebranded as BBC News about Strictly 24/7"
written by I think I'm funny..., 27 September 2009
Ken Livingston marries Ian Beale in Civil Partnership
Former mayor Ken Livingston married fictional Eastenders star Ian Beale in a civil partnership on Sunday. Reception and fist fights were held as tradition dictates, down the Queen Vic.
written by I think I'm funny..., 27 September 2009
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