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Romney does creative math on low turnout for his latest rally
Despite a half-hour delay in hopes more people would arrive, only 100 supporters showed up for an 8:30 a.m. rally in South Carolina for Mitt Romney today, or as he would say, "Closer to 25,000".
written by Paris Silton, 18 January 2012
Romney does creative math on low turnout for his latest rally
Despite a half-hour delay in hopes more people would arrive, only 100 supporters showed up for an 8:30 a.m. rally in South Carolina for Mitt Romney today, or as he would say, "Closer to 25,000".
written by Paris Silton, 18 January 2012
Yankees Are Best Team Money Can Buy!
The New York Yankees won the World Series for the 27th time in baseball history, proving that they are the best team money can buy.
written by Paris Silton, 05 November 2009
Stephen Hawking Applies to be Writer for The Spoof -- Is Rejected
Hawking, the renown scientist, failed the application's math section by selecting "6" as the answer to "What's 2 multiplied by 2?", thereby proving that he is not a real person but an automated robot.
written by Paris Silton, 09 September 2009
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