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Motor racing to be permitted on British streets.

Speed camera fine bonanza anticipated.

written by Blazing Saddle, 11 July 2014

Sir Michael Caine Awarded Freedom Of City Of London

Agrees to avert eyes when passing HMRC.

written by Blazing Saddle, 09 March 2013

Popemobile Must Pay Road Tax

Pope resigns.

written by Blazing Saddle, 17 February 2013

Pope's prayers ineffective.

Parking tickets come home to roost.

written by Blazing Saddle, 17 February 2013


Good luck with your cellmate, Big Brian.
I am sure he will gladly pick up your speeding points - just as long as you pick up the soap.

written by Blazing Saddle, 06 February 2013

22 Year Old Rory McIlroy has really fucked up.

Poor Rory - takes a $100m bribe to sign with Nike and GF Caroline Woznackered has come back from Aussie with the rags on.
He must be frustrated - only $160m in the bank and crap clubs for 4 years.

written by Blazing Saddle, 20 January 2013

Bad news! Snow melting.

The Met Office has been forced to admit that snow is melting in a number of regions, where the temperature is above freezing. Reporters are comforted by the likelihood of flooding headlines by Monday.

written by Blazing Saddle, 20 January 2013

That Twat Blair - Proposes Self As ELECTED EU President!

You could not make it up!

written by Blazing Saddle, 31 October 2012

Death Penalty - It's Back!

Courts, gallows and hangmen are to be prepared for any spectator uttering "In the hole" at any time during the upcoming Ryder Cup.
it is expected that victims will be large and from the USA.

written by Blazing Saddle, 22 August 2012

Bank Holiday Deluge Forecast

Drought predicted.

written by Blazing Saddle, 21 August 2012

Julie Andrews to Sing Again!

Oh fuck.

written by Blazing Saddle, 21 August 2012

Alex Salmond, Scottish First Minister

Spends taxpayers thousands going to film premier in LA.

Did nobody tell him it was only a fucking cartoon?

Maybe "he's worth it".

Me, I think he's just a little, mouthy shite ripe for a fall.

written by Blazing Saddle, 20 August 2012

Torvill and Dean tragedy

Torvill and Dean are missing after an Olympic torch incident.
They disappeared after skating on to the Rochdale Canal expecting 6 inches of solid ice.
After all, remarked onlookers, it is only June!

written by Blazing Saddle, 29 June 2012

Huge Berlusgonad Shocker

Apparently, he DID shag the teenage beauty.

Jammy old bstard!

written by Blazing Saddle, 10 June 2012

Well Done Your Royal Highness!

Duke of Edinburgh's perfectly timed hospitalisation puts Republicanism back by 25 years.

Nice one Sir!

written by Blazing Saddle, 06 June 2012

Boat Race "Swimmer" To Disrupt Diamond Jubilee Pageant

Trenton Oldfield has announced his intention to "swim in the way of the Queen's barge".
Her Majesty has announced that HMS Belfast is to be steamed up for the first time in 50 years.

written by Blazing Saddle, 02 June 2012

Victoria Beckham Actually Not What You See In Photographs!

"By the time I've twisted myself into "Fuck - a camera pose" - my brain has no time to get me to smile", says Victoria.

Personally, I don't give a fuck.

written by Blazing Saddle, 31 May 2012

Princess Michael of Kunt


written by Blazing Saddle, 15 May 2012

Scots Wha Say

Should Auld Acquaintance Be Forgot, and never brought tae mind, we'll just slip doon tae England soon, and get booze for 10p less!

written by Blazing Saddle, 15 May 2012

Vera Lynn Reveals Secret Regret

I wish I had never shagged Von Richthofen - it was a moment of weakness that led inevitably to my big hit single "White Cliffs of Dover" but you will have to buy my autobiography to find out why".

written by Blazing Saddle, 08 May 2012

Russell Brand - What A


written by Blazing Saddle, 25 April 2012

Pippa, oh, Pippa, OH, oh yes Pippa, now Pippa!

Oh fuck. Thought of Kate.

written by Blazing Saddle, 19 April 2012

Fire Brigade to strike 2 weeks from now.

Francis Maude advises families to use stored petrol to burn their houses "within 2 weeks".

written by Blazing Saddle, 02 April 2012

Income Tax Office Tells Woman "You Are Deceased"

And the silly mare insists she isn't!

written by Blazing Saddle, 21 June 2010

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