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Say Monique, What's That Smell?
Up until September of 1962, elderly women in Paris wore hats made totally out of cabbage leaves.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2014
Finland Had Second Thoughts
Finland outlawed the vowel E in 1958, but reinstated it back in 1960.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2014
But The Moo's Sound The Same
Most cows have 4 stomachs except those in India, which only have 3.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2014
Edward "The Nosy" Snowden Strikes Again!
Edward Snowden says he knows the phone numbers and social security numbers of everyone living in the United States.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2014
Vice-President Joe Biden Is In Poland To Reassure The Allies
Meanwhile Sarah Palin is told to stay in Wasilla and keep her mouth shut.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2014
Some Amish Do Use Electricity
An Amish Internet site reports that it gets about 17 hits a week.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2014
Kirstie Alley Says A Drone Spied On Her
She said that she read an article on the Internet stating that she wears size 26 panties and added that no one, but no one knew that fact.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 March 2014
Taylor Swift Talks About Her Ankle Freckle
T-Swizzle recently revealed to Larry King on The Viagra View that she has a tiny freckle on her left ankle that amazingly resembles Kanye "The Pest" West.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 March 2014
Kim Jong Un Misses Jay Leno
The leader of North Korea has commented that now that Jay Leno is no longer the host of The Tonight Show he has stopped watching it. He added that new host Jimmy Fallon is just way too fidgety.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 March 2014
David Letterman Reveals Who He Would Marry If He Wasn't Already Married
The gap-toothed talk show host says he would marry Kat Von D because he is tremendously attracted to women with weird-looking tattoos.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 March 2014
Bill Maher Claims That President Obama Is Not Black
Maher said that Obama's mother was a white blonde woman and his father was Don Knotts.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 March 2014
Vice-President Joe Biden's Twerk Choice
When Vice-President Biden was asked who he would like to be twerked by, he smiled and said...Kim Kardashian. His wife overheard him and added, that it would be his first and LAST twerk.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 March 2014
Female Lions Do 90 Percent of The Hunting
Male lions just basically sit and roar loudly conveying to the female lion, "Hey hon, what's for dinner?"
written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 March 2014
Egyptians Trained Baboons To Wait On Tables
The practice was stopped when the baboons started demanding tips.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 March 2014
Belguim Cracks Down On Illegal Aliens
They plan to fly them all back to Mexico, Central America, and South America.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 March 2014
The Male Rhinoceros Is Actually A Very Docile Animal
Unless someone refers to it as fat and then it becomes one mean son-of-a-bitch.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 March 2014
An Interesting Fact About The Neck of A Giraffe
If all of the veins in a giraffe's neck were placed end to end they would reach from Tarzana, California all the way to Hackensack, New Jersey.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 March 2014
Cattle Branding Was First Practiced 4,000 Years Ago
The first cattle stampede however did not occur until May 29, 1847.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 March 2014
Referendum May See Venice Elect To Secede From Italy
The Italian government says if Venice secedes the canals will all be totally drained of water.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 March 2014
Donald Trump Hints He May Run For President In 2016
Joan "The Queen of Mean" Rivers remarks that the Trumpster will certainly get the ugly hair vote.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 March 2014
The Golden Gate Bridge To Add Nets To Save Jumpers
Reports state suicide prone individuals are furious and some plan to sue.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 March 2014
Governor Jan Brewer Comments That Her Veto Pen Still Has Ink
The NFL says go ahead and take your best shot lady and say adios to next year's Super Bowl.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 March 2014
Ann Coulter Turns Down A Commercial
Coulter replies she has never heard of Countess Cordelia Diet Bottled Water and besides the company is owned by Democrats.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 March 2014
CNN Poll: Rand Paul Is On Top
Sarah Palin is on the bottom.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 March 2014
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