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Reporters Ask McConnell How Senate Is "In Play" For GOP In 2014
"I really don't know," said Mitch. "Our policies must be very popular."
New "Fatwa" Calls For Satirist's Death
"I didn't know anybody looked at this site," said Angelo Thomas.
Sheldon Adelson Purchases Entire "Gaza Strip"
"...to make things easier," said the Casino Mogul and GOP Kingmaker.
"*Ahem*...Well...everyone has a price," said an unnamed Hamas Leader as he closed his holy book.
Obama's Most Recent Attempt To "Talk Down" Putin:
"Jeeeez.... Come Awwnnn.. Stop it Vlad.. You stop this right now!"
McCain & Graham Not On Speaking Terms
John McCain: What's wrong? Just tell me.
Lindsey Graham: ...Nothing,John. Nothing's wrong.
Women's College Basketball News
"Yu know what?Don't worry about it."--UCONN coach Geno Auriemma,after defeating BYU 70-51 in the Sweet16.If BYU had reached the Final 4,the Sunday game would'v had to be rescheduled for Mormon reasons
Men's College Basketball News
Survey: 78% of NCAA coaches would like 1 more timeout per half. 10 team timeouts, up to 8 media timeouts, and multiple "under-2-minute reviews" for out-of-bounds plays(&fragrant fouls) are not enough.
Investigation Commissioned By Chris Christie Clears Chris Christie In "Bridgegate"
New Jersey: Internal Investigation Funded By Taxpayers Exonerates Christie Of Wrongdoing--
No One With Pulse Surprised
Pope Francis Thanks Predecessors
Overheard: Not knowing he was being recorded at the time, the popular Pope Francis blurted out a 'thank you' to Popes from the past: "Those reactionary pr*cks made my new job so much easier..."
Piers Morgan Sympathetic
Report: CNN pundit Piers Morgan says he now fully appreciates the political term "lame duck".
Putin & Merkel-- Shocking New 'Snowden Leak'
Initially acquired by the NSA, The Guardian has published a raunchy 2013 transcript of "Sexting" messages between German Chancellor Angela Merkel and Russian President Vladimir Putin.
Sean Hannity Tones Down; Retracts
Reports: Fox News Pundit And Radio Talk Show Host Sean Hannity--Recently Humbled By Fact-Checkers--Walks Back Yesterday's Statements
MSNBC Pundits: All Over The Map
Reports: MSNBC's Prime-Time Pundits Offer An Array Of Differing Opinions And Stances On Tonight's Big Issues
U.S. Senate Tidbits
Reports: Ted Cruz Rumored To Have Done or Said Something Low-Key Without Reporters Present
Congresswoman Bucks Trend
Report: Michele Bachmann Publicly Says Something Rational And Based In Fact
Supreme Court Rumors
Reports: Justice Antonin Scalia Consults With Clarence Thomas About How To Convincingly Contradict His Own Prior Rulings