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Reporters Ask McConnell How Senate Is "In Play" For GOP In 2014

"I really don't know," said Mitch. "Our policies must be very popular."

written by Angelo Thomas, 30 March 2014

New "Fatwa" Calls For Satirist's Death

"I didn't know anybody looked at this site," said Angelo Thomas.

written by Angelo Thomas, 30 March 2014

Sheldon Adelson Purchases Entire "Gaza Strip"

"...to make things easier," said the Casino Mogul and GOP Kingmaker.

"*Ahem*...Well...everyone has a price," said an unnamed Hamas Leader as he closed his holy book.

written by Angelo Thomas, 30 March 2014

Obama's Most Recent Attempt To "Talk Down" Putin:

"Jeeeez.... Come Awwnnn.. Stop it Vlad.. You stop this right now!"

written by Angelo Thomas, 30 March 2014

McCain & Graham Not On Speaking Terms

John McCain: What's wrong? Just tell me.
Lindsey Graham: ...Nothing,John. Nothing's wrong.

written by Angelo Thomas, 30 March 2014

Women's College Basketball News

"Yu know what?Don't worry about it."--UCONN coach Geno Auriemma,after defeating BYU 70-51 in the Sweet16.If BYU had reached the Final 4,the Sunday game would'v had to be rescheduled for Mormon reasons

written by Angelo Thomas, 30 March 2014

Men's College Basketball News

Survey: 78% of NCAA coaches would like 1 more timeout per half. 10 team timeouts, up to 8 media timeouts, and multiple "under-2-minute reviews" for out-of-bounds plays(&fragrant fouls) are not enough.

written by Angelo Thomas, 30 March 2014

Investigation Commissioned By Chris Christie Clears Chris Christie In "Bridgegate"

New Jersey: Internal Investigation Funded By Taxpayers Exonerates Christie Of Wrongdoing--
No One With Pulse Surprised

written by Angelo Thomas, 27 March 2014

Pope Francis Thanks Predecessors

Overheard: Not knowing he was being recorded at the time, the popular Pope Francis blurted out a 'thank you' to Popes from the past: "Those reactionary pr*cks made my new job so much easier..."

written by Angelo Thomas, 27 March 2014

Piers Morgan Sympathetic

Report: CNN pundit Piers Morgan says he now fully appreciates the political term "lame duck".

written by Angelo Thomas, 27 March 2014

Putin & Merkel-- Shocking New 'Snowden Leak'

Initially acquired by the NSA, The Guardian has published a raunchy 2013 transcript of "Sexting" messages between German Chancellor Angela Merkel and Russian President Vladimir Putin.

written by Angelo Thomas, 27 March 2014

Sean Hannity Tones Down; Retracts

Reports: Fox News Pundit And Radio Talk Show Host Sean Hannity--Recently Humbled By Fact-Checkers--Walks Back Yesterday's Statements

written by Angelo Thomas, 26 March 2014

MSNBC Pundits: All Over The Map

Reports: MSNBC's Prime-Time Pundits Offer An Array Of Differing Opinions And Stances On Tonight's Big Issues

written by Angelo Thomas, 26 March 2014

U.S. Senate Tidbits

Reports: Ted Cruz Rumored To Have Done or Said Something Low-Key Without Reporters Present

written by Angelo Thomas, 26 March 2014

Congresswoman Bucks Trend

Report: Michele Bachmann Publicly Says Something Rational And Based In Fact

written by Angelo Thomas, 26 March 2014

Supreme Court Rumors

Reports: Justice Antonin Scalia Consults With Clarence Thomas About How To Convincingly Contradict His Own Prior Rulings

written by Angelo Thomas, 26 March 2014


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