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On first anniversary of his death, Michael Jackson's mother makes a confession
"It's all my fault for taking Michael to the park to play with the other boys.... every day until he was 40."
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BP Releases Official Report On Oil Spill
They blame the captain of the Exxon Valdez
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Supreme Court Rules NCAA Athletes With GPA Under 1.5 Can Compete In Special Olympics
I think they're gonna need to use bigger stadiums.
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Supreme Court Rules NCAA Athletes With GPA Under 1.5 Can Compete In Special Olympics
The problem: most of the football players can spell "NCAA," but few can spell "Special Olympics."
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Supreme Court Rules NCAA Athletes With GPA Under 1.5 Can Compete In Special Olympics
Inner cities will now be full of gold medals!
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Supreme Court Rules NCAA Athletes With GPA Under 1.5 Can Compete In Special Olympics
I guess intellectual laziness plus giant ego equals mental handicap and not stupidity.
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Supreme Court Rules NCAA Athletes With GPA Under 1.5 Can Compete In Special Olympics
This year's Final Four will compete in Special Olympics' Basketball Finals
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People Protest New Arizona Immigration Laws
Arizona ACLU rushes to represent wetbacks in court.
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People Protest New Arizona Immigration Laws
Funny, but no U.S. Citizen with a good job that actually pays taxes seems to be among the protestors.
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People Protest New Arizona Immigration Laws
Birth certificate-less Obama could never be elected President in Arizona
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People Protest New Arizona Immigration Laws
Illegal Immigrants say that they will be victims of racial profiling.
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People Protest New Arizona Immigration Laws
Illegal immigrants believe that they are being unfairly targeted by laws against illegal immigration.
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Catholic Schools To Make Children Wear See Through Clothing
Larger numbers of teenage boys will now be turned on by Catholic School Girl Uniforms (and they won't even be plaid).
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Catholic Schools To Make Children Wear See Through Clothing
I guess this means that fewer kids will "go commando" to school.
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Catholic Schools To Make Children Wear See Through Clothing
Huge group of suspected sex offenders volunteer to become Priests in Boston.
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Catholic Schools To Make Children Wear See Through Clothing
Nuns want to make sure that Catholic School Girls are not wearing any evil, Satanic thong underwear.
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Catholic Schools To Make Children Wear See Through Clothing
Pedophile, homosexual priests want to make sure that the boys are wearing clean underwear.
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Vice President Joe Biden To Appear On The View
Rush Limbaugh insists that he won't watch the show that day (I guess he's stuck with The Price is Right).
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Vice President Joe Biden To Appear On The View
Guess he got tired of dealing with a permanently PMS'ing Nancy Pelosi and wanted to be around calmer menopausal women.
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Vice President Joe Biden To Appear On The View
He's really just doing it for the time in the make-up chair.
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Vice President Joe Biden To Appear On The View
Sarah Palin demands equal time... to share her moose stew recipe.
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Vice President Joe Biden To Appear On The View
His man boobs just might be the biggest ones on the whole set.
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Toyota Receives $16.4 Billion Fine
Money will be used by government to pay to have Media surgically removed from Obama's ass
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Toyota Receives $16.4 Billion Fine
CEO recieves half that much just for keeping fine so small
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