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Nicolo Festa the first to be booted off the X Factor
Italian hopeful didn't survive the compulsory Justin Bieber haircut.
written by Thibarine, 11 October 2010
X Factor's Mary Byrne gets a standing ovation after knockout performance.
Critics acclaim her as the new Shirley Bassey with the burly chassis.
written by Thibarine, 11 October 2010
Dame Helen Mirren a flop in latest Wii Fit promotion.
Public thought she was advertising incontinence pants.
written by Thibarine, 05 October 2010
Rogue trader Jerome Kerviel breaks down in court as he is ordered to repay the bank five billion euro.
It could take me weeks to earn that kind of money, sobbed the distraught Frenchman.
written by Thibarine, 05 October 2010
Internet porn addicts issued with free "toaster" laptops to provide cheap winter heating for the elderly.
They can now get aroused and benefit pensioners at the same time, just like Wayne Rooney.
written by Thibarine, 05 October 2010
Wayne Rooney dropped from Coke ads because of his knocking shop habit.
Gets a new campaign promoting nightly whore licks.
written by Thibarine, 04 October 2010
Britney still bonkers - official.
Britney Spears to remain under her father's care, rules an LA judge.
written by Thibarine, 01 October 2010
Ukrainian scientist Elena Bodnar invents a bra that converts into two gas masks.
She will be turning Anne Widdecombe's "Strictly Come Dancing" dress into an emergency tent village for the homeless.
written by Thibarine, 29 September 2010
Beckham call girl says it was all a misunderstanding due to her poor English.
When I said David enjoyed a threesome I thought that meant a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich, she claimed.
written by Thibarine, 29 September 2010
David Miliband gracious in defeat.
He sends a gift-wrapped Segway to brother Ed's clifftop weekend home.
written by Thibarine, 29 September 2010
Ailing North Korean leader Kim Jong-il promotes all his offspring.
Key government posts awarded to Jung-il Buk, Dim Sun, Rong-Un and Tuk il.
written by Thibarine, 29 September 2010
French MP Rachida Dati opens her mouth and puts something in it.
She misunderstands an interview question and ends up discussing fellatio instead of inflation.
written by Thibarine, 27 September 2010
X-Factor's Louis Walsh upset because Dannii is doing the boys.
I'm not used to handling anyone over 25, he moans after being asked to mentor the seniors.
written by Thibarine, 27 September 2010
Celebrity peacocks like Russell Brand and Pete Wentz fuel a rise in the use of manscara and guyliner.
Cosmetic house hits back with powdermuff and clitstick.
written by Thibarine, 24 September 2010
David Beckham's lawyers launch worldwide hunt for hooker in hiding.
Interpol are starting at the X Factor mansion.
written by Thibarine, 24 September 2010
Police seize 23 million euro from Vatican bank in suspected laundering scam.
It costs a lot of money to keep those robes white, says Pope's aide.
written by Thibarine, 24 September 2010
Montana woman sees off a black bear by lobbing a courgette at its head.
Her log cabin currently surrounded by hungry grizzlies desperate for upmarket vegetables.
written by Thibarine, 24 September 2010
"Swinging" French housewife rushed to hospital after visiting nudist resort at Cap d'Agde
Blood tests revealed she had a nut allergy.
written by Thibarine, 24 September 2010
Athletes need not worry about terrorism or dengue fever at Commonwealth Games village, claim organisers in Delhi.
They should concentrate on the exposed wires lying in puddles of water instead.
written by Thibarine, 24 September 2010
Susan Boyle in tears as Lou Reed bars her from singing his song.
SuBo not edgy enough for my music, claims the 68-year-old wrinkly rocker.
written by Thibarine, 09 September 2010
Prince Charles unveils new eco-coffin made of felt.
The Queen declines his offer to try it out.
written by Thibarine, 09 September 2010
Angelina Jolie meets Prime Minister of Pakistan.
She will sort out the humanitarian crisis then move on to cricket match fixing, says her agent.
written by Thibarine, 09 September 2010
Woo hoo, I've got a semi! Says a jubilant Serena Williams
The excited tennis star expects to go all the way.
written by Thibarine, 01 July 2010
Diva Mariah Carey demands twenty white kittens
She'll have to make do with sandwiches and mineral water like everyone else, says tour manager.
written by Thibarine, 19 November 2009
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