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"Give a little"
"take a little"; "spin a little"; "shave a little" and get fired on your first job.
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Tcoah, 29 April 2010
"Life is like a cup of water"
'no it isn't'
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"Twiz Waz"
'a time when life seemed ordinary and nice - like American apple pie'
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Tcoah, 29 April 2010
'When life seems dull'
Sharpen the garden axe
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'If life catches up with you'
'ur not moving fast enough'
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"Short back and sides"
says nothing about the top of your head
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Environmental Protection Vessel refuses to arrest itself
seeking source of illegal oil contamination on a river found out it was the source.
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written by
Tcoah, 28 April 2010
Salient Truths No. 5,001
U know when it's really going south for 'new' Labour when Lindsay Lohan says should would, if she could, vote for new Labour.
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Tcoah, 28 April 2010
Labour Votes Crash on the News that
Gordon Brown announces he will quit if he is not "re-elected"
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written by
Tcoah, 27 April 2010
NASA arrests
Technician admits to parlor games - he and others put their finger-prints on Spirit and Opportunity - just removed a glove when no one was looking, and YAM BAM - it literally went to Mars.
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written by
Tcoah, 27 April 2010
'What Life Without Sex Looks Like'
Fill in the blank
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Tcoah, 27 April 2010
'Two ships passing in the night'
Princess Beatrice and hyperfast missile technology
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Tcoah, 26 April 2010
"Greece still lacks a credible plan for repaying its 300 billion debt"
Greece will default. How's zat for a plan.
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Tcoah, 26 April 2010
There's a new dishy Mayor FOR?
Windsor or Windsur or Windsir - depending on local dialect and how much they had to drink. Reminds me of Baaaaaath ... that place outsiders know as Bath.
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written by
Tcoah, 25 April 2010
'750 ways to screw up'
But just one way to really screw up: vote Gordon Brown back in.
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Tcoah, 25 April 2010
"I couldn't possibly comment"
Charlotte Rampling sexy at 60+?
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Tcoah, 25 April 2010
'Hubble Bubble'
$4.50/pound in participating supermarkets
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Tcoah, 25 April 2010
"There's a story in this somewhere"
but sadly no common sense whatsoever in Gordon Brown's 'destruction of everything' and 'then sum'.
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written by
Tcoah, 25 April 2010
As "hardware" is to computing as
hot alkaline hydrolysis is to protein degradation.
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written by
Tcoah, 25 April 2010
Give me an A
but not for Gordon Brown's performance.
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Tcoah, 25 April 2010
"50,000 balloons"
about the number of excuses Gordon Brown has for the burgeoning bludgeoning gudgeoning budget deficit
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Tcoah, 25 April 2010
"Oh, so quiet"
just before the Iranian nuke drops on our heads.
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Tcoah, 25 April 2010
If a dog barks, look outside
If Gordon Brown wins the election, 'run for your life'.
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Tcoah, 25 April 2010
"Weaponization of Space"
Space is vast inside Gordon Brown's head.
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