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Latests rape defense from top flight lawyers

I have an alibi; and anyway, she asked for it. She forced me to do it, but I was having lunch with my sister at the time and wasn't even there. Plus I have immunity. Also I thought she was included.

written by Aspartame Boy, 18 May 2011
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Chineese baby born with two heads

being recruited by the French faction of the I.M.F.

written by Aspartame Boy, 18 May 2011
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I.M.F. to launch an S.D.R. alternative to the USD

Not Special Drawing Rights, Sexual Deviant Rights!

written by Aspartame Boy, 16 May 2011
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World's top rapist exonerated

Turns out he took his ED pill with a diet cola, and the resulting violent reaction in his brain caused all this.

written by Aspartame Boy, 15 May 2011
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IMF stands for... at long last we know

International Mother _uckers.

written by Aspartame Boy, 15 May 2011
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World's top rapist asks for conjugal vist

from Monica Lewinsky.. Bill says no.

written by Aspartame Boy, 15 May 2011
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World's top rapist strip searched

It was really disgusting, according to Police.

written by Aspartame Boy, 15 May 2011
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World's top rapist to go befor Judge Judy

Reports are he pooped his panties.

written by Aspartame Boy, 15 May 2011
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NY celebrating in the streets!

Celebrating the three trillion dollars of bail out money from the world's top rapist that will solve the budget mess.

written by Aspartame Boy, 15 May 2011
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World's top rapist plans to run his presidential campaign

from the NYPD station.

written by Aspartame Boy, 15 May 2011
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IMF stands for International Maid ???????

Let's see, some word that starts with F?

written by Aspartame Boy, 15 May 2011
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World's top rapist thought $3000.00 covered it

the room AND the MAID

written by Aspartame Boy, 15 May 2011
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"Con" game over as world's top rapist nabbed

It was supposed to be a business trip, but the real reason the world's top rapist was at the hotel became apparent when police investigated.

written by Aspartame Boy, 15 May 2011
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World's top rapist asks for champagne

but the cops give him toilet water to drink.

written by Aspartame Boy, 15 May 2011
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World's top rapist a hit at the New York police station

Everyone wants him for a cell mate!

written by Aspartame Boy, 15 May 2011
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World's top rapist poops on his first class seat

He was so scared of the cops!

written by Aspartame Boy, 15 May 2011
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French proud of the favorite son, the world's top rapist

Vive la difference, the pigs shout!

written by Aspartame Boy, 15 May 2011
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World's number one rapist tried to do to a hotel maid

what he did to Greece.

written by Aspartame Boy, 15 May 2011
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World's number one rapist king of the financial hit men

Now finds himself at the mercy a a servant class woman.

written by Aspartame Boy, 15 May 2011
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World's number one rapist only doing what comes natural

Natural to a pig that is!

written by Aspartame Boy, 15 May 2011
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World's number one rapist tries to "french" hotel maid

He tried to cover his ass with a first class seat on Air France only to find the cops waiting for him. He had fled so fast he had forgotten his pants.

written by Aspartame Boy, 15 May 2011
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World's number one rapist to bail out the U.S.A.

Looking for a bailout, he offered 3 trillion dollars to the New York police. They turned him down.

written by Aspartame Boy, 15 May 2011
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Germany buys Greece

In a strange turn of events since WWII ended, the German conquest lives on as Greece was sold to Germany in a secret banker's deal last night. The entire country is pledged as collateral on default.

written by Aspartame Boy, 09 May 2011
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New class of super terrorist defined

Anyone not believing anonymous Al Qaeda press releases will be considered worse than Al Qaeda and subject to investigation as a terrorist.

written by Aspartame Boy, 09 May 2011


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