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Cosmetics company invents ANOTHER stupid new word

Funny story: Cosmetics company invents ANOTHER stupid new word

A poncy cosmetic giant has invented ANOTHER daftly pronounced product. Annoying adverts starring posh celeb's telling us how we "are worth it", and adding random vowels and French accents to words in order to make them sound better than they reall...

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Attractive person - actually not that attractive!

Funny story: Attractive person - actually not that attractive!

Controversy today in the world of showbiz, as an attractive person was found to be, actually, not that attractive after all!?!?! The supposedly gorgeous, famous person was snapped by pap's rushing out of her house and jumping into her car, appeari...

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Parents angry at Santa's late arrival

Funny story: Parents angry at Santa's late arrival

Angry parents will be protesting today outside number 10, in a bid to raise awareness of the serious problem in their town. All two of them will have travelled many miles today from their home in Scummingham, some even giving up their day of watch...

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Iggle Piggle, Upsy Daisy and Makka Pakka held on drugs charge

Funny story: Iggle Piggle, Upsy Daisy and Makka Pakka held on drugs charge

Three children's TV characters are being held today after a drugs raid uncovered £1000's of heroin and cocaine. Officers from the In The Night Garden drugs squad recovered the drugs after a series of early morning raids carried out on the Pinky Po...

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Courier delivers parcel shock!

Funny story: Courier delivers parcel shock!

There was amazement and shock today, as a courier working on behalf of a large catalogue ordering shop, delivered an item to the customer. Residents of William Shatner Crescent, were out on the streets in awe of the magnificent achievement by the cou...

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Baby biscuits ditched

Funny story: Baby biscuits ditched

Food maker, Bull & Fence is to discontinue a biscuits range for babies which was found to contain Food. The Children's Food Campaign discovered it was among more than 50 products with higher-than-suggested levels of Food. Obesity The Foo...

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Trump Family Publishes List of Places They Will Build New Trump Hotels

Coincidentally, they are all located in countries with no extradition treaty with the U.S.
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